Wow i almost got hammered by the man......

Well i escaped a close one today.My dad was gonna be gone for the day so I was in my back yard smoking like i usually do. And i smoked 2 or 3 bowls. Then i packed my 4th one and was just about to light the lighter when i heard/ Whoop Whoop. The siren of a cop car. So i dashed and ditched the bowl and my half o. I ran inside quickly. And waited nervously for the cop to either knock on the door or go way. He knocked and i answered. He said that someone called in that i was smoking marijuana out of a metal pipe. I denyed it. He asked if he could search me. and i willingly said yes. because i knew i didnt have anything on me. So he didnt find anything. and he told me that if i want to smoke without this happening again that i shouldnt do it in my yard and if i were to get one of the other officers that i wouldnt have been so fortunate. So i got a cool cop. which is a first for me. so i thanked him for being so kind. So i went out and got my green and sparked up the bowl in the basement. Which is what i should have done in the first place. But you know how paranoid you can be about smoking in the house. But my dad wasnt gonna be home for a while so i had time to maske the smell.

 

wow man. close. I wonder why he sounded his siren, they usually don't do that. they didn't for me at least, I just heard the sound of a car stopping, saw them and ran...

 

maybe since he was so cool he thought he would alert me first. Because he was honestly the coolest cop ive ever ran into.

 

that sounds like a cool cop

but wat kinda fag would call the cops on someone smoking weed. i mean honestly, your not hurting anyone, so why not mind their own business?

 

Lucky Lucky!

 

garage, its easier to air out than the basement and out of view. Or if you have a shed those are good too.

 

my last cool cop I got took our 3 oz two days before 420. He was still cool beucase if he wanted to fuck us then I would be in jail right now so hes cool

 

Wow I 've never heard of someone calling the cops on someone for just smoking on their own property, thats horrible. Do you live in suburbs or city?

 

Some neighbors have that incredible desire to cause ruckus among the other neighbors. Its usually the old person who has no friends and wants to feel useful. Giving them a visit every now and again helps that situation alot. I had an old neighbor named Ray, he passed away last year but thats beside the point. I used to mow his lawn for him because he couldnt and he had the reputation of being the grumpy old neighbor, and liked to alert the authorities if he thought something wrong was happening, even if it was a car parked with its wheels touching 2 inches of his lawn. Anyways after mowing the lawn I would stop in and chat with him for a while and hear stories of yesteryear. He was just lonely starting to feel useless, and calling the cops on every little thing was his way of feeling useful. It kinda sucks but those people are out there.

Moral of my story is one afternoon after cutting Rays grass I went inside and was talking to him and out of the blue he goes "Hey I saw you smoking one of those wacky cigarettes out on your porch the other day." My heart sunk in my chest when he goes "Dont worry your secrets safe with me." It was awesome.

 

maybe not when you're younger, but i feel like if i wanna smoke weed in my yard, its not my neighbor's or the cop's business. they really can't do anything. from the beighbors house, it could be weed, or a tobacco pipe.

 

Thats a cool cop. He sounded the siren to givve you a chance to ditch things.

Now I would be worried that the not so cool neighbor is gonna tell your pop.

 

Find out who called and take a shit on their doorstep

 

say word. I found the house with the blue minivan that called the cops on me when I was down behind a water pumpshed. I got off clean but godamn if they didnt have some shit coming. I put shit in their mailbox...some people just need to learn that being a **** is not the right thing to do.

 

Wow dude... People actually call the cops on you for smoking pot in your area? What cunts! It's not like you're hurting anybody or anything like that...

 

I have never been seen by the police. It's fucking lucky-I'm always off my head

 

no offence but uhhhh
maby not your neighbors business very much... but yeah its right in the cops business lol his business is to deal with crimes and whatnot.... and weed was still illegal last i checked... lol

 

Suburbs kinda, but then again its small town. So idk what youwould classify it as.

 

"I saw you smoking one of those wacky ciggarettes" Priceless

 

neighbors fucking suck. im glad i live with thick woods all around, nice and private. good thing that cop was a semi-decent person.

 

Haha one time my parents were out of town and somebody came over. Too bad she was too drunk to figure out which driveway was mine and pulled into my neighbor's (why she was driving I don't know) but I was smoking a joint while telling her to go around back and my neighbor looked at me and we both very clearly saw each other. I don't know if he was sure it was me, but it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to put two and two together. Anyway, despite this neighbor's complaints about our fence we put up a while ago and what not, he didn't seem to care. I guess you just got some shitty neighbors.