A Message to the Anti-Skinny Nazis

I used to get called 'tortilla tits' ...now I am a d cup GOD is GOOD

 

tortilla tits I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh but I have never heard that before...Maybe it was their taunts that made your boobs grow...

I remember trying to play four square and no one would let me play because I wore glasses and apparently only nerds wear glasses.. I think it was because I would own their ass and they feared me..(or at least that's what I told myself)

 

It was pretty funny.
I also remember being at SDSU stadium freshman year in high school and running and someone yelling thunder thighs. Our school colors were blue and yellow and we had to wear these tiny yellow underwear thingies-like swimsuit bottoms for our uniforms. It sucked.

 

Thunder thighs, ug, yeah, I hear ya' on that.. I got called that by a group of girls in middle school during gym class... I was like, can't you come up with something more creative
Some people think they are too funny when they are not and just look pretty dumb..

In 3rd grade the doctor told me I needed to wear bi-focals, seriously, I had to wear these thick blue bi-focals, so for years I was taunted, but I didn't even need bi-focals, they screwed up big time... Never go to Dr. Tavel...

 

man i wish paris hilton would die already and stop wasting my air. she is the dictionary definition of dumb bitch really. i hope i never share any characteristics with that piece of shit.

i have friends who only go out to meet guys with friends uglier than they are to ensure that they are first pick with the guys. kinda sad

so kayla, i take it you're short then? well i got the opposite end of the spectrum. im no giant but i often got called octopus, spaghetti arms and go go gadget. well my friends still call me go go gadget arms.

 

First off, hahahaha loved the top half

Isn't it crazy though how short people bitch, but why are they bitching because tall people get just as much shit thrown at them.. My friend in high school was 6 foot and she got taunted about her height more than me, I say that being taller is harder than being shorter...It really honestly is...

 

My sister called me ****** lips and horse teeth...

 

well, i don't think anyone should attack anyone, but...you do know what the chubbier people have to go through, right? just saying, i went through hell and back because i'm chubby.

we should just get over it though, we were born to be the way we are, why can't other people see that?

 

she was just jealous.

 

true dat. =p

 

i'd have killed for lips. dave helps me be ok with mine.

 

Thank you for making me giggle

 

I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER! you go girl

i have the same problem, i am naturally skinny as fuck and get nothing but greif because of it. people telling me to eat when in reality i probably eat more than their fat asses do. but its in vogue now to be chunky so now everyone who isnt apparently has an eating disorder or doesnt look right

 

my chunky ass wants to sit on you now. it hates being called chunky.

 

LOL chunky what a nasty word, srsly. I am not skinny thats for sure. 5'3'' 135 lbs. Think about it. Popozao booty.

 

actually, that was where i was at physical perfection. i mean, if a thin woman can call a heavier woman chunky, why can't i call them boney?

 

We thin folks (the beautiful people) are not trying to drag you chubby’s down (gravity does that) we’re trying to lift you up (oh, my aching back) and show you a better way (get on a fucking diet, and stay on it) because we care deeply about your health (obesity has driven up the cost of healthcare) so please try to stay on a regiment of diet (under 5000 calories a day) and exercise (thigh master, the deluxe version) because I care (to live, I was nearly suffocated to death by some fat fuck on an international flight)


Signed Mr. Subliminal



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fuck you, fucker.

 

I know, I love you to


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