i just got transfered to drivers ed cuz they put me in the wrong class before. i was high as fuck and i walked in and sat next to this kid and i was like "damn that guy's pretty hot...wait...wtf....where are his hands?!" so i started talking to him and apparantly he was just born with no hands. aw he's my favorite. i seriously would suck at life if i had no hands but he's really good at writing and taking notes and shit like he even doodles on his paper. he's never smoked weed before so i told him i'd get him high sometimes soon...idunno how he's gunna hold the blunt though,...i guess i could hold it for him. anyway i also smoked with this bitch who doesn't inhale i hate that it's like chewing your food and then spitting it out whenever i'm smoking a cigarette she comes up and stands next to me like WAY too fuckin close and she;s like "can i have some?can i have some? can i have some?" i hate people like that. anyway this is really pointless but i felt like talking about my day. it was rainy as fuck..i hate mondays. hope everyone got high as fuck todayyy :spliff:
yeah it was weirddd. i just sat there glancing at him for a while and then asked him what happened to his hands.
Oh! you should smoke with him! I'm excited for the guy, you should smoke with a bong, so that way hands aren't absolutely neccessary. post later about how it goes down.
Well at least he got lucky and wasn't born with that disgusting disfigurment of morphing fingures on a stump
hah that sounds like a tongue twister/ and i may have been tweakin but it looked like he had a mini hand inside of his nub cuz he was like scratching his back with his nub and part of it was moving but yeah.i just texted few mins ago and he just responded...which is another mystery how he can do that with nubs...and we are gunna smoke either tomorrow or this weekend and he's paying, sweeeeet
If I were high, and saw someone with no hands, I would not be able to convinve myself that I wasn't just hallucinating. I just wouldn't accept it no matter what
whoa.. i bet he could start an interesting porno career... instead of fisting he could be stumping...
LMAO. i actually thought about that kinda. i wanna hook up with him just so i can say i've hooked up with someone who didn't have hands...
Lmao I once saw a handless guy (at the time I didn't know he was handless) lifting something up the stairs and the way he was positioned i couldn't see anything past his forearms. I ask him if he needed a hand. Haha oh man he was pissed.
bahahah. he added me on facebook and on those little facebook surveys one of the questions is "right or left handed?" and he was just like 'fuck off'. seriously though i would kill myself (somehow) if i had no hands
i once knew someone for over a month before realizing he had a prosthetic arm. lol that was pretty fucked. i just never really paid attention, and i was always stoned or drunk at the time. anyway, to make a long story short, he lost it in a wood chipping accident. elbow down. :\
i know a guy without a tham he freeks out ppl that don't know him look look its a magic trick hehehe oh and he lost it when he was a kid he put it in side of an electric hitter it got stuck and he was fuckt
