Dumbest thing you ever did?

i can't really think of the dumbest thing i ever did, but i know i feel dumb whenever i don't understand somebody or lose my train of thought when i'm talking to someone. (which happens all the time)

it especially happens when i talk to my mom.. i'll end up zoning out while she's talking and then i'll be like.. "wait.. what did you say?" and then she knows i'm stoned.
another time at work i was stoned and this lady i work with asked me how to spell a word. i told her how, and continued working when she asked me AGAIN what it was. by that time (like 15 seconds later) i forgot what the word was and i just stood there saying "uhhh....uh....." i didn't wanna ask her what the word was again cause she'd either know i was stoned, or think i was a retard. so i just didn't say anything, and she ended up figuring out how to spell it by herself and just left me alone lol

 

Getting expelled from 2 schools in one year... -.-. And being sentenced to 2 years in Burkeville TX (aka Sheep fucking central)

 

Driving drunk. I was going to a friend's apartment, and my friend who I was with said that he'd drive me home, so that I could drink. So we get there and I start playing pyramids and drinking. Meanwhile another friend shows up and says that he can get rolls. So 3 of my friends including the DD go with him to get this ecstasy. Meanwhile I keep drinking, totaling about 8 beers. So they get back, and I take an E pill and chill for a bit. Then at 10:40 I have to go just as the E is kicking in. But my driver took two pills, and informs me that he can't/won't drive. So I'm drunk and starting to roll, and I decide that I'll just go for it.

It was a 20 minute drive on the highway, and I was white knuckled the whole way, scared shitless and paranoid. Dumbest thing I've ever done. I easily could have killed myself, and the other people on the road.

And I smacked the kid that was supposed to drive next time I saw him.

 

It was pretty dumb of me to drive a car when I was fukt up on 21 benadryls one night.

 

got arrested by the cops and got my beautiful sand blasted chillum to the cops, all beucase we were throwing shit at cars

 

Smoking in the school's changing room. Me and 3 of my friends hit up the pipe in the locker room but the fabreeze we had didn't cover the smell at all and every single kid who walked in smelt it. Didn't get caught, but it was fucking dumb. 2 weeks later two of my friends who I was with when I did it got caught doing it and they both got expelled.

 

^ if you ever feel the need do that again smoke out of a bowl and blow the smoke into the toilet, and flush the toilet after you exhale so the smoke doesnt go away, and after each flush spray some lysol or something just incase.
freshman year my friend and i would get high before gym class in the locker room all the time...but it also helped cause we're chicks and the gym teacher was a guy so he couldn't go in even if he wanted to.

 

Hahaha I wish I had some fun stories. But I can't think of any stories that stand out as being overly stupid.

But one time me and my friend were stoned and we had to vacate our spot without finishing our bowl. So on the way back to her house we passed by a laundromat and toked in the bathroom. It was really funny when we both walked out and people looked over.

 

One time I took about 8 clonazepams and 2 ambiens before going on a road trip with my mom and my grandma to visit my other grandparents. I was expecting to sleep the whole time but my mom woke me up to go to a yardsale that had a bunch of records. I got out, fell down, slurred my words, mumbled, stumbled around and laughed and my mom thought I was drunk, but I told her what I did.

She freaked out and ran me to the hospital thinking I took too much or something, ended up getting a drug test and getting in huge shit.

Dumbest thing ever.

 

I smoked a joint in the dressing room at Kohl's one time. That was pretty stupid.

 

haha.. thats fuckin awesome


dumbest thing i've ever done was dating a junkie... thinking i could help her...

 

When I was 15 I took 35grams of peruvian torch. And before it kicked in my mom asked me to drive her to the library. On the way back I started to come up and nearly got into an accident because I was starring at the clouds.

 

Well me and my friend Adam had got some pretty good weed and we decided to get high and whatnot so after school was over, we drive around wondering where we could smoke at. I told Adam that we could smoke at this special place I always smoke at just down the road from my house. It use to be someone's house I guess because there was wood and stuff everywhere, but that wasn't the coolest part. It was not visable from the main road because it was down a path and around the corner. Plus there was a big ass river that had a waterfall at a junction over the edge of where we were at. Well anyways, I had sometimes walked down the street to this place without anyone thinking anything because hey, I just 'wanted to see the river'. I had no idea if anyone owned the property, but thats what bite us in the ass. I had never once drove down there because that might seem a little obvious just driving into the woods literally haha. Well me and Adam get there (we also have his little brother who is like 11 years old in the back) and pull around and get out and I show him where I smoke at and tell him how it was a good place. I had known that occasionally my neighbor would dump some of his garbage down at the site but I told Adam this was a very rare occurance. Well after Adam decides to turn his truck around and back in like a retard, we go around the corner where the river dropoff is and there is this big ass tree. We were just about to light one up when suddenly we see some old guy looking over the edge of the river just 100 feet away. We assumed it was my neighbor so we decided to hide behind the big ass tree and chill out for a few minutes. After that, we peeked around the corner and he was still there just looking over the edge of the river. By this time we're freaking out because he should have dumped the trash already and left. Well Adam's little brother had been kind of out in the open and I noticed that the old guy started looking over our way so I told him to back up so he doesn't see us and he just stood still like a brick and said, "I think he can see me, I better not move or it will look like I'm doing something bad." After he spotted him, Adam quickly takes his bowl and weed and puts it in his bag that he had and the guy comes around the corner and was yelling at us to get away from the river or we would fall and drown. He asked us what was going on and we were all chill about it and said we were just checking out the river and we always came down there every now and then. He mentioned it was his property and if we came back again he would call the cops. It was pretty stupid, but we didn't get caught or anything.

Another stupid thing I did was when I had first started smoking with a guy named Tim, we would smoke at the same spot I just mentioned above, but we actually would walk down the road (we live out in the country so nobody cared). All of a sudden, this white car with blue lights comes around the corner and I take off running behind a dumpster and run through the woods while Tim was left out at the road and the cop slowed down and asked Tim what was up with me and Tim said we were playing hide and seek and the cop laughed and mentioned he smelled a marijuana smell coming from Tim and said that he must have smoked some good shit for me to be acting like such a fool. So he was a cool cop but I definately won't do anything like that again haha.

 

She probably tried to rob you blind didn't she?

 

Yeah it's hard to drive when you're tripping. I once drove a car while I was tripping on acid and fukt up on 4mg of xanax while I was smokin a blunt. That was difficult.

 

MurkN, that took me like 20 minutes to read. I kept getting distracted.

 

i wouldnt say "robbed" me.. but she was a definite leech on society

 

I was stoned and thought it would be a good idea to light the frayed bottom part of my pants on fire. I had my pants on, I had a lighter seemed like a great idea...it was a really bad idea.