I'm coming clean.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by TheLizardKingMike, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. TheLizardKingMike

    TheLizardKingMike Members

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    My whole life I have been working with the CIA on a mind control project called "MK-ULTRA". We have cameras everywhere, there is nowhere to hide. Big brother is more like a guardian angel, so what if you have no privacy? We know what you're doing, and WE DON"T CARE.
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    well, first i dont believe you.
    and if i did, i would say i knew it. everytime im masturbating i can swear theres camera's/people/hobbits watching, and its all your fault!! muahahaha
     
  3. TheLizardKingMike

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    Don't hate me because I"M BEAUTIFUL.
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    its not about the looks but the CQC
     
  5. TheLizardKingMike

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    Close-quarter combat?
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yeah, nothing beats a dissarment, chokehold, and then a throatslash. hell you could be the phantom of the opera for all anyone cares, so long as you pull that off you got ALL the ladies.... well those who witnessed the act anyway :s
     
  7. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

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    Yeah, I don't believe you, but nice joke. Kinda.
     
  8. TheLizardKingMike

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    I am Solid Snake. The better half of Big Boss's genes.
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    man ive been playing MGO beta for like 3 days now, the next gen versions are sooo kewl
     
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    What a coincidence, I’ve spent most of my adult life as the subject of a mind control experiment conducted by the U.S. government. :mad:

    Stop It :mad:




    Hotwater
     
  11. TheLizardKingMike

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    It's a beautiful day in the NEIGHBORHOOD.
     
  12. TheLizardKingMike

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    HAven't playedit yet. I need a ps3.
     
  13. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    Don't requisition one...with it coming through the government contractors, it'll cost 48 thousand dollars, and come with no controllers or accessories.

    And you were the ones watching me when I was 15? I thought the policy was to hire or eliminate those that acknowledge the existence...what gives? I want my cushy government job watching people wank. (if you guys have been watching me, that's about all you've been seeing, too.)
     
  14. treehuggerT

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    So you missed everything I did before I was 26. You missed all kinds of good stuff!
     
  15. JUGGALO-T0K3

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    Wow.........
     
  16. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    something like that
     
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