Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Enocunters

10. Sorry i really don't have time... I have to catch a different Plane (think about it if you don't get it right away)
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9. Oh the circle on the floor... I play marbles alot.

8. (why are you wearing black?) I'm really a vampire but i use good sunblock.

7. All the herbs? I'm big on health food.

6. Oh i'm sorry, was i chanting you say? NO no, i was talking to my cat, i keep him in my purse..

5. Is that a lizard tail growing, or are you just happy to see me? (ladies only LOL)

4. You know, I'd love to eat.. err uhh.. i mean MEET your children. *smile*

3. I hear you know of a sale on red and white striped socks?

2. what's the matter? you act like you've never seen a Pentagram on a Witch before.

1. OH oh... are you handing out those firestarter booklets again? can i have one i ran out and my house is really cold?

 

I think the best line I ever heard someone say to a religious activist was this:

The Religious Activist comes marching up bible in hand: Have you found Jesus?

Pagan whom is innocently sitting and eating: What!? You lost him again!?

 

Which reminds me of another...

Why do xtian women love Jesus so much?

*stretches arms out like I was crucified* Because he's hung like this...

Ba dum ching!

 

hehehe... that's sooooo inapropriately and politically incorrectly funny.. hehe.. "hung like this".. hehe

 

I giggled, but that's less a joke than propoganda.

 

rotflma i like

 

This one cracked me up so much I started choking! lol

 

hahahaha.