Help me!

I hade allot more oopsie in one day, the toaster caught fire today. There where big crumbs in it, witch cause it to start a fire. Such bad luck I am having

 

the slide can be replaced easily just go down to the headshop or online and order a new one he wont mind its not that big of a deal and just make a makeshift one out of random stuff until you do get a new slide

 

yeah my sister said not to worry, If the bong is not broke, then its fine

 

he said it was fine and that part was pretty old. he also said their is a headshop down the street that I would like.

 

I feel you. I chipped a piece off of a bowl someone let me borrow, but it was still working. They ended up just letting me give them like 5 bucks and I could keep it.

 

When you see him next, rip off his pants and get down to business, then show him the bong and say that was for that, baby.

 

if hes a man he will know how to fix it and he will not be mad at you cause its an honest accident.