Demand better porn.

I was thinking of starting an actual petition about this because, DAYUM, I'm annoyed right now.


What the fuck is with all the smooching in gay porn? Seriously, straight people don't have to put up with 9 minutes of two guys doing massive wet slobbery snogs (usually in a barn for some reason) before getting to anything even remotely sexual. I know, I checked! Are people getting off on this or something? If not, why is it there?!

And the worst part is, they will happily segue from "look look tender smooching ooooh forbidden love sooo naughty!" to "look look 18 men in improbably acrobatic positions in a massive multi-dimensional conga-line of buggery, anal fisting and ballsucking" as if that's EXACTLY as naughty!

Also wanking. Why the fuck do I want to see someone wanking in porn? What the fuck is that? Hey porn making guys: I know what wanking looks like, BELIEVE ME. I know because it takes me ten times longer to hammer one out over your weird and poorly-structured pornography than it would with only my media-bromided imagination in front of 300 hundred disapproving elderly nuns who all have my parents' faces.


Grrrrrr. I dunno, does anyone know why this is? I mean, I've been told that I'm atypical as a homo, but I'm not that atypical. Why is it I can find three hundred thousand videos of 60-year old "punks" and "scallies" jacking off into each other's nostrils, but if all I want is to see a reasonably attractive man fucking, I have to watch straight porn to stand any chance of shooting my load? I mean, if I paid for this stuff, would I get anything any better? Or is it just me, and everyone else is turned on by this junk?

I may not use those exact words in the petition, but you know, something like that.

 

umm dude your right gay porn stinks worse than two week old rode kill

 

Yeah, it never looks like the way I do it

Of course if it did the actor would leave blowing too long and look like he's having a stroke when he does

 

Having asked a few heteroids about this, it seems that there are in fact quite a few things which inexplicably appear in virtually every porn movie despite no-one particularly wanting to see them: extreme close-ups of genitals, mainly, but also "creampies" and various others that recur again and again.

 

shrug it's free for a reason, if you want the good stuff you'd have to pay for it. i actually like when the guys make out slowly with full clothes on and go from there but yeah it's frustrating sometimes because it's really hard to find free porn with attractive guys in em.

 

fuck you guys are wackkk!!!

gay porn's the shit!!!

i love it!!!!!

hotter guys than "straight" porn

 

I'm loathe to pay for it and then find it's not much different from the free stuff.

 

Eh, I actually don't think it's all that bad. Okay, well the majority of it is horrific, but so is all other porn :S I guess it's harder to find stuff you like if you have a more specific type of guy you find attractive. But like 87 said, if you want the good stuff, you're probably going to have to pay for it =/

 

Actually, what I'm finding is that, the less specific your interest, the less likely you are to find what you want. If you have a fetish or kink, it will be catered for, but if all you want is to see two reasonably good-looking people fucking, you're at best going to find as much. It's all in accordance with Rule 34 - if it exists, there is porn of it - but it's alarming that, of all people, it's the really niche types who get their (p)ickiness catered for. There's probably twice as many sites for interracial threeway fisting or MMMF midget emetophilia than there are for Um, You Know, Just Sex I Guess.

I guess what bothered me is that gay porn quite often doesn't even really resemble sex, and that it seemed weird for the guys to be less attractive in porn for people who are going to be looking at the guy than they are in porn for people who only need him there if the director ran out of dildoes. Surely it's a bit of a waste.

 

get a HDtv and a dvd player and get rid of all those Vhs tapes and that Tube model Tv.....
thats as good as it gets....
to disscuss HDTV technology.... go to a science forum...lol....

 

Haha, as if I want to see those people in higher definition.

 

once I got a HDTV it was a whole new world of porn.... ew look at that nasty mole. ew whats that,, Freeze frame zoom.... wtf is that? ha ha.......

 

Oh man - that post was hilarious. I guess you're right. I guess I've got a fairly refined taste and I can generally find some pr0n with fat dudes in it fairly easily. Hmm...I'm really not sure what you can do. Just try to think what you find attractive and then google it? Alternatively you could draw your own porn and jerk off to it. Oh yeah...

 

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Boytaur (not worksafe btw)

That porn like that exists is bad enough... I dunno. I know what I find attractive, it's just not apparently what porn makers think I should be watching. If I'm lucky, I get through a movie without a reasonable scene of sex being interrupted to a swift cut to butt-fisting or extreme genital close-up or whatever else. I'm not saying I should get tailor-made porn, but Jeez.

Thinking about it, I guess it's a lot easier to find fat-guy pornstars than attractive-guy porn stars.

 

I have no trouble finding porn that gets me off.

What type of guys are you looking for?

 

Where are you getting it from? Serious question, where? I've been pretty creative with my Googling and stuff. I'm struggling to describe what I'm after because it's not - no offense to anyone - some exotic fetish, it's just decent looking guys, you know? I'm not going after some subculture like preps or fratboys because they really fuck stuff like that up.

 

What I never got about straight porn is why in just about everyone of them, the guy shoots all over the girls face at the end, whats up with that?



As for gay porn, I think you'd find married guys the far bigger market

 

And they'll jack off over anything, right?


Facials kinda start out as humiliation, but they're kinda de rigeur these days, chicks even pretend to like it, so they'll find something else soon.

 

That's the moneyshot, seeing that is a bigger turn-on than looking at the guy cumming inside the girl.

 

i think its "reality porn" that you're referring to generally...that's really taken off over the past 5 years and now the net is clogged with it.

i agree, hot men, having real sex. end of story. the timeforboys stuff is ok if you're in to twinks...i know the scenes get straight to the hardcore in about 2-3 minutes...

i also agree with whoever said you have to pay for the good stuff. i've joined lots of different sites, and it really is no comparison.