Homosexual Fantasies (WARNING Contains adult content!)

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The band's called Stand By For Action!, which is great because no-one else in the band knew where I got the name from. I'm going to try and talk them into it, I'm the only homo in the band so I don't know how I'll sell it to them but it'd be better than "My Humps", "My Sharona", "Love Is A Battlefield" or "Hey Ya", which are our current plans. Of course, our vocalist is incomprehensible, so everyone will just think it's "Ça Plan Pour Moi", but never mind, eh?

 

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Thunderbirds, man, Thunderbirds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9rVRuehGU

 

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Oh, I believe it's referenced on MST3K, if that's what you're thinking of. I've never seen it.

 

i think about every one i meet in a sexual way. i once went over a friends house and that night thought of his mom. in class recently this hot guy was drinking a pottle of water and a bit ran down his neck and i got so turnt on i had to leave

 

Haha, oh man that's great....

Oh, and one more thing: Is it normal to have fantasies about having sex in a giant pie or having crazy vampire sex?

 

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oh, and colimon, i'm totally there with you on the vampire fantasy. a guy biting and nibbling my neck drives me crazy. .. you're on you're own on the pie though.

well.. maybe a banana cream pie.

 

i'm telling ya people. try a gay dating site. it's perfect for ya.

 

i've always had the fantasy of fooling around with a guy in the school llibrary

 

uhhh thaires this guy that i have bein upsesed with in my hs his name is nick but since sopht year i have called him pookie bear and every time i see him even when he is with his boys or with his gf i grope the shit out of him. at first he would get really affended but since i got good with ma hands he is a bit more excepting of his harrasment i asked him why he got so mad when i would do it and he said it was because he didnt like that he liked how it felt good to wich i was verry pleased. i stopped when i matured liek this past year i felt t had stopped being cute and so had he.

 

ok so i ddint have any sexual atraction to men well that i knew of untill i was in the 9th grade. when i fist went to high school i wasent given a history class insted they put me in metal shop witch was cool because this hot girl i knew from tie kwan doo was in the class and she and her hot friends were all in the class and boy were they yummy i flirted my ass off, they were older and they like helped get me noticed in the school and what not it was fun. so any way after a whole month they finnally gave me a history class and took me out the metal shop (by hotties) i was worried about the change cause it was late in the term and i was worried i wouldnt know any one and like no one would liek me and all that crap. so i go to the class and i walk in and the program card said mr endie who was described as old and ugly so i wasent expecting any thing fun, but when i got thaire i was informed that the class was being tought by an s.t. when i first walked into the room i didnt see him because he was on the other side of the room and when i walked over to my seat i saw him standing thaire he was tall tan and hansome a beutifull man i froze in awe i felt this strange sensation a fondness that i had never felt for another man, i went home that night and had a the best wet dreams about him and thats when i knew i liked men. so my fantasie is that one day its raining and im waiting for the bus and he walks by on his way to his car and offers me a ride i say yes and in the car he notices me being withdrawn and tells me how its ok to be gay and hes gay himself and its alright and all that kinda stuff and then i say i need to use the bathroom and he says his house is rigth neer thaire i could use his ok i say then we go to his place and i use the bathroom on my way out i catch him changing out of his wet clothes srry i say and the he says why be srry its ok to look and its better to touch and he putts my hands on his chests and moves them over his nipples, ive never done any thing liek this i say thats ok he replies and then he says its perfectly alrigth to look to touch and to kiss as he leans in and kisses me tenderly he undresses me and takes my hand and brings me to the bed room we kiss as we fall to the bed caresing eachothers body he slowly works his waay down from my neck to my throbing man hood, im going to show u how to pleas a man he says as he places my cock in his mouth his lips tight around my shaft carresing it with his tung and rocking his head back in forth his hand caresing my tender nipples i moan as i finnish exploding my inocence into his mouth he swallows every drop before a second passes ive taken him into my mouth he runs his hands threw my haire my hands outline his manly bod he cums hard the salty sensation fills my mouth i savor the new taste about to swallow he says kiss me and i do dropping his cum into his mouth he swallows it and gives me a look of intense desier he turns me over and begins to probe my vergin ass with his man hands i close my eyes and grin in intisipation he says are u ready i wisper yes please and rigth then he slowly enters my hole i cringe with pain but only breefly i grasp his bead sheets as he gains a rythem he starts of slow and then gains speed he pounds me into the bed for and hour before we change positions i wanna see u he says gasing into my eyes he slides his 12 incher all the way into my ass i feel it in my stomac and love it his balls slap against my tail bone as he plows me harder and harder i let out a loud uhhhh! and cum harder than i had ever gum before my eyes tear in pleasure as i feel my ass fill with his warm man milk he colapses on top of me running his hands threw my haire caresing my scalp and then he wispers that was grate in my ear then kises me again and we fall asleep thaire coverd in gizz in eachothers warm embrace

 

Two guys at once, inside. Simple.