Weirdest things said...?

The other night my boyfriend and i were having sex and i for some odd reason blurted out the word house.
It was the weirdest thing ive ever said that we both stopped to laugh and then continued.
What odd things have you said during sex?

 

I haven't.. But.. Sounds fun

 

I guess you said it because he was.....wait for it.....moving in! *rimshot*


*dodges tomatoes, other assorted rotten fruits and gunfire*


As for me, I haven't said anything weird in the throes of passion, sorry . I'm sooooooooo boring!

 

"THis is For washing my haiR!!", my exboyfriend exclaimed during a fuck session. you see, he was trying to dirty his hair, and get it dread-ready, but in the shower that morning, i put shampoo in his hair. and SHit was he mad. hence the exclamation.

 

"The other night my boyfriend and i were having sex and i for some odd reason blurted out the word house."

Maybe you have fantasies about Dr. House on TV that you haven't told us about?

 

I was in a threesome[my only MMF] with my best friend and this older lady who lived downstairs from me. I was hammered and kept yelling out "I fuck like a tiger" My buddy was hysterical laughing.

 

Haha.

My hubby and i have this sexual domination war thing going on. At all times. If i do something like lets say... deny his orgasm for an hour, the next day he will get me back and rub it in my face "this is for last night!" slaps ass, "this is for being such a little tease!" slaps ass again.

 

One time my girlfriend asked if I wass in the mood "to get frisky." I replied "meow, meow, meow." She got pissed, but I thought it was hilarious.

 

"House!" That's funny.
If you really want to flip him out, play Teardrop by Massive Attack. That's the theme song for the show House. He'll think you have some sort of fettish for guys who limp.

 

Fart

 

I always thought it would be hilarious to start singing "my name is mud" by primus

 

my bfs said random stuff like So and so should get together, tho that was more mood killing than funny and few times weve killed moment by talking bout normal stuff during sex XD

 

Yea i can agree with that. Its some times amazing the things you remember that were important during sex. I hate it when those thoughts come to mind at that time, then to make it worse sometimes depending on how important it is i cant get it off my mind

 

i sometimes think odd stuff, but you dont usually say something really stupid outloud XD makes other people feel bit crappy, specially if its bout other peoples relationships its just odd.
some of worst stuff ive thought is probably about food or college or something i forgot to do, worst stuff ive said is probably something like Your crushing me or get the hell off

 

Have you ever seen the movie Elephant Shoes?

:biggrin: The girl yells out words that remind her of childhood every time she orgasms... Once it was "Olivia Newton John," and another was "Peanut butter!"

 

ive probably said some pretty weird stuff but we do more weird tuff then say it. i cant remember saying anything weird now. theres times where we are in the middle of having sex or giving head or something and we have normal conversations and just start cracking up. once my boyfriend shot himself in the eye with his own cum. very very funny

 

So, my brother and I met this wonderful, beautiful girl at the beach, and the three of us went to Disneyland that night. Had a blast. Several days later, she stopped by my parents house, one thing led to another, and ....

At the big moment -- and I mean, right at the second of her greatest pleasure, heels dug into my back and back arched -- she blurts out, "Your poor brother!" Yikes.

I had absolutely no idea she had been with him, and here I am in the moment of passion, and she "informs" me that I'm essentially betraying my brother. It wasn't funny, but sort of strange and unexpected.

 

thats reminded me....ive never said anything wierd, but my boyfriend once did a really loud fart as soon as it was over. thats was funny!

 

In the midst of it all, I once had a girl suddenly hop off and run to another room to see if a roommate had borrowed something of hers. That was demoralizing. I must not have gained her full attention.

 

when im high sometimes i will blurt out things when im fucking. like, thoughts. 'omg today this happened, blah blah' its super bad and i have to control it lol