Pizza Slice!

I'm having a pizza. It's got anchovies, pineapple, onion and peppers. So Any one want a slice? Any one slice? there's diet coke too.

 

Would be nice yeah. Pity you can't email food.

 

You forget about registerd mail! do you want a glass of coke with that? If so I'll be using a plastic cup cos it would be silly to send glass in the post.

 

Diet Coke??? Are you trying to poison us?

 

I already ate a whole pizza today.

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But there's no sugar in Diet coke?! but yes I did consider slipping something into the coke then having vigorous cybersex with you when you passed out on the key board. The Pizza is totally clean though.

 

I'd prefer it if you'd order me a Dominos.

 

You can have a single slice of my pizza. Christ man you want me to order you a pizza! that's just presumptuous. If you're gonna be like that you'll get nothing. Now do you want the drugged cola or not?

 

:drool:

 

Ok I'll send a cup in the mail, I hope the postperson doesn't spill it. (Thinks to self 'I hope my cocktail of rohipnall valume, LSD, Mushrooms and muscle relaxers last while in the post cos I'm way horny for rough cybersex')

 

:drool: