omg they must be on drugs

ok so its 2 am theres absolutely nothing on tv (dont got cable) i'm flippin thru the channels bored outta my mind
theres a block of channels that are all religios christian channels ..like 6 of em in a row i get to the last 1 and the show that was on was the trippiest stupidest thing id ever seen..i wasnt even high and felt like i was tripping hard
it had the worse acting id ever seen ..ever.. the gayest (not using gay as a derogsatory term here the acters all were very effeminant gay as can be) craziest thing id ever seen..it was so freakin bizzarre i actualy watched the whiole thing just cause i couldnt believe anything so dumb so incredibly bizzarre and stupid could actualy be religous programming i mean this show was made for watching on heavy drugs...just gotta wonder what the hell were they thinking...or no..what the hell were they on...

ever seen a show late at night on some obscure channel that just seemed to be a bad acid trip...only to find at the very end that it was all some sorta cultish tactic to suck ya into some really dumb religion lesson or something?

man those ppl are just weird

whas really strange to me is theres like 6 stations of all this dumb shit... who the hells watching? not to mention theres 6 major networks with 1 channel each paid for by millions in advertising... then theres this 1 network with no advertising but 6 chanels.. paid for by who? gotta love the church and theyree vow of poverty huh...lol at least ya could tell the acters wernt overpaid pros i mean pornos are better written have better acting and follow a more coherent storyline than the crazy crap i just saw...

they must be on drugs

 

Dear lord that was a hilarious post, man. I know what you're talking about though. I saw this one religious show on TV one night called "Bible Man" and it was about a bible-thumping super hero that went around helping old ladies cross the road and he was always preaching about shit and shit. It was just so stupid and such a waste of a perfectly good TV slot, that I just couldn't turn away because I just had to see how stupid it actually got. And it was like you said above......pornos have better writing/acting/production/everything.

 

same channel but this was a buck toothed superhero called u,mm something like megabyte man it had no religiods message at all just weirdness then at the very end some boring dude starts talking about superheros and says something like you know who else is a superhero? jesus really freakin bizzarre

 

Can Jesus shoot laser beams out of his eyes? I think not. haha

He'd probably be pretty cool to smoke with though:spliff:

 

Religious programming on the bible network will suck you in worse than Rosie O'Donnell trying to buy a vacuum while in line at a doughnut shop.

I think they are designed that way; if you are channel surfing (which you were) and you happen to pass the channel and see some fucked up flashing lights, flashing colors, and flashing sexual ambiguity, then you will stop and check it out (which you did). Another customer served.

Holy shit, i think i figured out the jesus channel.

 

SE when you mentioned tv and religion nuts on it... I find myself contimplating suicide if I listen to these nuts yap!!!

Turn off that tube, unplug it, then smash it...

but then relize they will never make it into Our Heavens they are to concerned will hell and damnnation...rev 3:19

 

be cool if he could turn dirty bong water into clean Hash though...

 

It seems to me that people wouldn't voluntarily put that shit on the air. I wonder if, perhaps, Jesus himself is somehow broadcasting that shit onto our television networks from his laptop by way of his celestial wireless connection. It seems more likely than the alternative........which would be people knowingly subjecting eachother to such a waste of time and cable fees.

 

Dude......if that were the case, I would read the bible everyday and attend church every Wednesday and Sunday.

 

that was DEEP stoner. but they say where two ppl are present so is his Presence ,, something like that.. could very well be... since I got a fiber optic connection.. its only more possable that a God of light could do whatever he wants in it.

 

yes its true but we should not follow Christ only because of MJ.. but it doesnt hurt to use some along the way... Cause Jesus walks alot, so Ive heard.

 

in the beginning god said let there be bud and there was bud and it was good then god said let there be light and then there was light for the next 5 days god caughed and caughed on the 7th day god was too high to think straight.. he created the universe as a joke and mankind as its punchline... hes been laughing ever since

 

I think we're more like a soap opera than a joke. He put us here for his enterainment. He just kicks back and watches us get into all kinds of shit; laughs a little, cries a little, and then he goes to bed and wonders what crazy situations we're gonna get ourselves into tomorrow. Plus, he's probably got a DVR, so he can catch up on what he's missed while he was sleeping or taking a shit or cooking some ramen.....or what have you.

 

We' ve been laughing right along with him.. :lol:

 

I've been shaking my head with confusion more than laughing, personally.

 

god must really get a kick outta us creatting religions... ohh look those guys think i have 8 arms and those guys think im a tree and look at those arogant ehgomaniac fuckers who say god looks just like me

if they only knew the truth was closer to a jellyfish

 

hahahaha Maybe we'll find out for sure one day. Well, you will. I'm more likely to be the one finding out what Lucifer looks like.

 

Well, I'm going to bed so I can have horrific nightmares bestowed upon me as a result of my blasphemous posts. Good night all.

 

Paster haguey or whatever his name is, some fire and brimstone preacher puts me in stitches. He's hilarious.

 

How do you make holy water? Put it on the stove and boil the Hell out of it...