my roommate (HONEST ADVICE)

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hellvis, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    SO i've known this dude for awhile despite him beeing dirty and smelly and creepy, he's got a good heart and helps his friends out whenever he can. We'll recently i found out he likes YOUNGE girls like 13 and up, needless to say this SEVERELY upset me, as my niece is 12. He's a decent guy but this whole girllover thing as he calls it creeps me out, he CLAIMS that it's diffrent than a pedophile he even has a fuckin word for it and found some other dude that made this big website about it, calling himself a ephebophile. Personally it's hard for me not to want to just knock his teeth out the back of his neck, he claims he isn't into sex at all just wants to CUDDLE with young girls and show them love an effection. The kicker (as if all that wasn't enough ALREADY) is he claims he is a christian and CLAIMS that he talked to god and god said it was ok as long as love is envolved, now should i be creeped out, or am i overreacting, does this sound like typical CHOMO B.S to ANYONE ELSE?
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Keep your niece away from that dude.
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    sounds like fibre
     
  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    God told me to eat people's brains.

    Should I listen?
     
  5. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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    he is a fuckin pedo
     
  6. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    I'd have him committed. Period.
     
  7. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    Thats what i thought, it's creepy enough to where i can't stand to have people over to the house because he'll just talk about it to people. he has creeped out ALL my female friends, everyone we work with (altho he has quit) i've tried talking to him and telling him it's not right then he goes on this tangent that age is just a number blah blah blah he isn't into sex just wants to cuddle and have companion ship says he's never even had a "slobbery kiss" at this point i told him it's because he never showers and when he does he doesn't wash his hair, THUS noone wants to touch him LET ALONE kiss him THUS not leading him to that point where sex is an option. Right now i'm making JACK for money so it's not like i can afford to just move out.
     
  8. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    ew. Women have great instincts btw.
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    I think we all might have been had.
     
  10. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Seconded
     
  11. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    What do you mean lode, don't tell me you think i'm making this up OR GOOD LORD you think i'm talking about myself.
     
  12. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Do you reckon Hellvis is actually Fibre then?

    The internet is a very strange place :rolleyes:
     
  13. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    WTF is Fibre????? can i by a fuckin CLUE PLEASE VANNA????
     
  14. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    does anyone on this site shower?
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    One very bored person trying to stir us up most likely.

    Hellvis semed like a bit too much of an idiot to be straight.
     
  16. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    I can vouch for him. I know his roomie personally. Guy is nice but really off....didn't know all of that though.
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    I prefer to spray myself with tommy chong's essence.
     
  18. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i shower.
     
  19. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    You're so clever :D
     
  20. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    care to ELABERATE on exactly why you would think i'm some fucker who IS INTO CHILDREN? and why you are explaining the bullshit that flies from your brain to your fingers into your fucking keyboard AND ON TO MY FUCKIN SCREE......go ahead and tell me EXACTLY what you mean by Hellvis semed like a bit too much of an idiot to be straight. Thank you for your fuckin time please drive through.;
     
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