If You Could Choose Your Afterlife

I guess most people are pretty interested to see what another life in whatever form after our death will bring. If you don't like your reincarnated life or start it with a still weary soul would suck of course, but it could also be another great experience on our earth again. Paradise or just being a (perhaps unconscious) drop in an abstract ocean of life and light doesn't sound too bad either. But of course we just don't know what to expect, so no afterlife at all is a good certainty that it doesn't get worse.

 

i still think some OTHER "earth" (i.e. tangable material world on which some life form, most likely completely unlike our own, has achieved creative sentience) is the most likely, (as ours is so VERY likely nothing more then one among many) after a very long time of not existing anywhere, which of course would be subjectively an instant.

of course complete ceasation is not entirely improbable, just not as hard core inevitable as some make it out. neither of course are what any one belief claims to 'know'.

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I would like reincarnation

 

Reincarnation on an other planet in a very different environment and body would be pretty interesting! Although there's a fairly large change we accept it as completely normal because we most likely won't remember a lot from our stay on earth in an earlier life.

 

i would like to be reincarnated as myself. just a little bit hotter.

 

I think that I would choose Heaven/Afterlife because you could look back on your previous life and relax with all of your accumulated knowledge.

 

i would choose reincarnation because i could be reincarnated in the sea or i would like to be reincarnated as the prettiest greeniest stinkiest strongest rarist marijuana plant that grew in some place crazy like antartica even though that wouldnt really be possible but i think that that would definitley be the shit!
oh little boy you know i could love you, but first i must make my get away!

 

I would choose paradise, so that someday I can meet my one true love again.

 

Paradise/Heaven for the only reason, I would hate to come back as someone with no hope of a good life.

 

Since I already know I exist in this thing we call "life" I would have to choose a "heaven/paradise". Life in this current realm I think sucks ass. Way too many problems, it would only be deserving to have something better whether it be "no afterlife" or not because it would be paradise to you if that's what you were wanting....I guess you just wouldn't be aware of it.

 

I'm a bit like H.P. Lovecraft in my views. Merciful oblivion, here I come!

 

Valhalla.

Oh yeah. Mead and women and combat!

 

I'm going to have to say no afterlife. It would only cheapen my current life.

 

Recarnation is risky.

I'm always afraid i'll recarnate as a person
and have a shitter life than this one

But i'm picking it anyway.
Kinda hard to say till i'm done with my days
If i live a really fulfilling life, i think heaven.

 

How can you not say Paradise. Someone said they would get bored in Heaven, what? It's supposed to be paradise, you can have whatever you want.


Though, of course, I don't think Paradise/Heaven would be exactly how it is portrayed in church, because while I believe in God, I believe religion has royally gone and screwed it all up. And I believe that God just wants us to behave and be good to each other, and in return he will make us happy. I'll bet God hates the way people fight in his name. So, my heaven would be a massive palace, with lots of fit girls to clean, cook do my bidding, (Blowjobs, anal, FFFFFM, five times a day, etc.) and there would be lots of pot and beer and whiskey. Now, some of you are crying HEATHEN!!! But hold on a minute. God just wants us to be happy, right, like I just said. That is why he made sex so DAMN good. And God wants us to be happy, so he taught us how to make beer and whiskey, and he guided the evolution of the noble marijuana plant so that it makes the kynd bud that we so love down here. If he wants us, his greatest creation so far, to be happy, why wouldn't it be available upstairs. It's not like marijuana is harmful or anything. (Yeah, no coke or H in heaven. That shit is nasty)

So, up in paradise, I would be up to my ass in pussy. And the girls and I would (When we weren't getting freaky.) play video games, and eat lots of food and drink beer. But it's heaven, you can't get fat. Then we would go outside and throw the football or the frisbee or play volleyball or something. Cause any girls in my heaven would be physically active and able to play sports. And because it's heaven you could take on whatever body shape you like (I don't think you could change your face, your face is you. But I would look like I was when I was 19 and burning 6000 calories a day at practice.) and my friends that had already passed on would be there. Which, sadly, is quite a few people. One of my best friends, girl that taught me how to smoke weed, got in a car accident. Old man missed a stop sign. BANG, three teenagers dead and one old man with a broken arm. I would be fine just chillin with this chick for a long time, she was awesome. My grandfather would be there and we could hang out and watch baseball. And of course, he would be in his 20 something year old self too, and I'll bet that would be cool as.

And there would be places to go to meet new friends, cause yeah if I leave this place early, I won't know many people upstairs, so's I gotta meet some new hommies.

How could you get bored in heaven. It's paradise, you can get whatever you want

 

If I could choose, I would make sure there was an afterlife for all of the people I love who are dead, but I personally wouldn't want an afterlife or reincarnation. Unless the afterlife was a gentle place of love far removed from the scary images of it that were stamped into me by religion.

 

I'd like to go to Heaven so I could meet everyone famous who's died and I idolize but most importantly, I'd like to meet my Grandma again someday.

 

i would like to travel

there are so many places i have not been while alive

safer too!

[being dead has its advantages]

 

I'm actually a little afraid to die because no one is sure where we go exactly.

 

Those who believe in reincarnation are of course hoping to eventually attain nirvana (nirvana being that point at which you cease to reincarnate). Those who will have no afterlife (the supposedly practical "when you die there's nothing else, you're just dead" view) will have, by the above definition, attained nirvana. Therefore, to attain nirvana, stop believing in reincarnation.

Paradise for me please, with access to a safe and secure good view of Hell, for my entertainment