You know what I fucking HATE?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by PharmaPhunk, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    I hate those commercials that advertise there product by giving it to "real people" so they can try it, and they blab at how good it is. But the weirdest part is that these "REAL" people are just ugly actors!!! I mean good commercials should have GOOD looking people in it, I don't want to see some wrinkling, make-up layering, 40yr old hag act like shes such a "real" person. And then to make sure there really getting the message across, they'll place a heading "actual person" over this ugly actor and of course you north americans being the ugly tv zombie mofos that you are, instantly feel as though you relate! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]




    lol jks, but really, no jks
     
  2. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    lol did you just watch one of those types of commercials? venting? lol i know what you mean. they are horrible and so annoying. the worst ones are on at like 4am.
     
  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    the worst ones are the live phone chat lines where they have some little 20 something with big boobs telling you to call now to hook up with locals and have fun and who knows what else. i wonder if anyone actually calls. they have a white chick, a black chick and a hispanic chick commercial. Its pathetic.
     
  4. philywilly

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    They're ugly 'cause the majority of "real people" are. That simple. But yes, those commercials are totally lame.
     
  5. dewy191

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    I like the commercial about "male enhancement" where they ask 'real' people in the street about the amazing results.

    okay, so the people that took this are ALL just walking around in the same street with their spouses? wtf?
     
  6. Freedom_Man

    Freedom_Man Senior Member

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    haha the extenze bullshit, yeah thats bullshit, they dont say penis or anything, they're just like it'll make that "special place" bigger, they could be talkign about my finging shoulder muscles for all i know, they just imply. so if it dont work, they never said penis bigger. haha
     
  7. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    Generalizations are ugly. : ( I am an American non-zombie.

    I guess the ugly actors are so that Thelma, of Des Moines, Iowa can see Beatrice, of Des Moines, Iowa, who has just lost 30 pounds the SLIM QUIKKK way, and say "Hey, I reckon I oughta be able to do 'at too!"

    Really. Des Moines is a nice place, though, I'm sure.

    Have you ever seen that one... I can't remember the name, the commercial comes on Comedy Central every three seconds, and it's like "75% of all weight lost is pure BODY FAT!"

    What the fuck else do you lose? Your liver? Hahaha.
     
  8. Tommy1The1Cat

    Tommy1The1Cat Senior Member

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    I think its stupid how they say You have ten minutes to order to get ur discount. How the fuck are they gonna know? Im sure people are stupid enough to think they have to call within ten minutes to get their precious discount...
     
  9. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    lol and every time the commercial comes on after months of seeing it it still says "call in the next ten minutes to recieve your free anal probe!!!" or w.e it is thyre trying to sell you..
     
  10. BudBill

    BudBill Dark Helmet

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    Sniff sniff they are not that bad... :(
     
  11. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Hahaha ^
     
  12. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Head on...apply directly to the forehead.
    The commercial making fun of the original is even worse than the one its making fun of.
     
  13. dewy191

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    its like seriously telling a really bad joke then telling everyone that the fact that it was bad is what made it funny.

    like a week after telling it
     
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