today, a new species appeared in the giant pile of old food and dirty plates that have been sitting in my sink for like a week and a half. It grew out of the mixing decomposing chemicals of the food in the warm enviroment.
my body is making a bunch of skin cells to replace the thousands falling off me as we speak. im spawning cell babies! any name suggestions?
It happens every minute of every day...... Someone could change what they do for a living and make the statement "this is my new life" nah this sounds lame. (forget I posted anything)
every human male ejaculates two-hundred million sperm...so...basically ive had entire civilizations dry and flake around my bellybutton...