im a retard,how do i roll 1 handed????

well i was pissed and punched a wall last night.dislocated my pinky and ring finger,fractured my hand and wrist.gotta see the surgeon next week to see how bad it is and how to fix it.by the tone of the doctors voice i can tell its bad and he said i may not regain use of my whole hand.it is what it is and was my own stupidity.

so how do i roll with my left hand only?

 

http://www.ryomagazine.com/winter2004/rollers.htm

Buy one of those. You can get them for pretty cheap at pretty much any gas station.

 

well i haven't seen a roller at a gas station, but they ARE common and they DO work if you learn to do it right.

it may be operated with one hand.

if you can use your thumb and index finger, and especially if you can use your middle finger, you'll still be able to roll two-handed with a little getting used to the difference. shouldnt be terribly hard to pick up.

so long as your hand isnt completely out of sorts forever, you should be able to re-learn rolling with two hands with a slightly different method.

 

the problem with rollers is they make a perfectly shaped cigarette. but when it comes to construction its often too tight, or really tight one place and really loose another...like anything, you have to learn how to use it properly.

while a roller will more reliably give you good looking joints (and with a single paper every time) i find they are LESS reliable than building your own misshapen but easier smoking handmade joint.

a better but more expensive alternative is a prerolled cone....they cost more than regular papers, but they are very easy (though a bit tedious) to use, they can fit a ton of pot in them (if you want a smaller joint, just dont fill it all the way), and they're highly effective and fun to smoke. as an added bonus, there's virtually no overlapping paper, so its all single thickness, courtesy of mechanical production. the volume offered and the least possible amount of paper makes for a very tasty joint.

i recommend. you can buy rather large packs to be more economical, and they even make filling devices for these things (as i understand it for the "legal bud" type businesses to mass-produce fake joints as well as for certain types of coffee shops to make a bunch of joints for sale quickly)

i've used them myself in the past for the novelty. they work VERY well (better than cyclones, in my experience) though they are expensive...along the lines of blunts rather than papers. but that is to be expected as they are premade.

every joint smokes as well as or better than a tailor made cigarette in my opinion. and if you buy in large quantities you save a lot of money.

i can roll cones sometimes, but never as perfect as these produce. many rollers are better than me and can roll a virtually perfect cone EVERY time, but these premade ones often outperform!

seriously, they cost a bit more than actually rolling, but these things work well, you'll get every bit as stoned as if you smoked a blunt (in my experience), the paper use is less than with handrolled in most cases, the taste is better, all sorts of benefits!

http://www.medivap.com/Papers/View.php?SerialNum=HB-CONES-D-BOX50

just to give you an idea. they're available many places with slightly different prices. if you buy that large amount, its 150 packs of 3 for about 100 dollars...thats 100 bucks for 450 bigass joints....thats around 23 cents per joint....a bit less expensive than buying blunt shells, and it will last you a long time, especially if you smoke bowls, too.

 

tobacco is easy to roll one handed cause you dont give a fuck about spillage. Weed on the other one hand is a different story.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4f7HQjHijU&feature=related

 

Bigggg fucken mistake you made. I broke my hand. The 5th metacarpal to be exact. (boxer's fracture).

Long story short, my hand healed fucked up, I'm 20 with arthritis and no blood circulation. A frozen cold hand, stiff and less color than my other hand.

The forehead is a bad place to hit someone haha. (was not aiming for it though).

To anybody who is considering fighting or hitting shit when they are mad -
bad idea.

You're lucky you didn't fuck your hand up worse than you did. I hope it's not too bad man. Good luck with your xrays and let us know what happened

 

Why not switch to pipes? Better for you, easier, and burns slower.

 

Seconded and passed!

 

Hows he gonna use a pipe and release the shotty and still light it at the same time? Unless he gets the thing to cherry for a whole bowl.

When my friend broke is arm we had to light everything for him. We'd be having a bong session and then I remember I passed him the bong and then someone passed him the lighter and he was like "now what the fuck am I going to do with that?"

It was funny when he broke his arm. He was skateboarding at luch and fell off his board in mid air and then landed right on it. The principal came out with some ambulance guys and then the principal said "you should have been wearing a helmet" then the kid screams "I landed on my fucking arm!!" It was too funny.

 

the doctor wouldnt tell me how bad it is.said i did a good job on it though.when he asked what i do for work ,i told him im a mechanic and tow truck driver.then he said"so you have to have full use of it?".i said it would be nice but if i lose it,whatever.it was my own stupidity.but that told me that im gonna lose some ofit.i have no strength in my thumb right now.i cant even hold a piece of paper between my thumb and the cast.gotta see the surgeon wednesday to see what can be done with it .this fuckin sux.it doesnt hurt but it feels like i have blisters on my palm where the fingers first joints are kinda like those blisters you get from using a shovel or a rake for a few hours with no gloves.they gave me 30 percs forit.but i dont need them so i traded them for an ounce of weed.

 

what di you punch? a wall? did you hit a stud? and yes you can buy one of those rollers at almost every gas station.

 

a solid wall made of pressed particle board. i know it was a huge mistake.im worried about what they are gonna tell me.if they say i can t drive a standard or hook chains and stuff im gonna have to sell my totruck wich is my pride and joy.if i cant drive it there is no reason to keep it.

 

its actually easier to roll with your off hand then your main hand if you have to one handed. just practice over a tray for spillage. you should be able to get the hanf of it in under a half hour

 

Your hand will come back to life. Give it time and go fucken easy on it when you get the cast off..

 

get a cigarette roller, they aren't great but they'll get you by. or buy a one hitter, i used to have a cool dugout with a swivel top, and the pipe WAS the locking mechanism, and it was awesome.

a word or advice? dont buy a sharpened sword. a friend of mine was sharpening his (presumably high) and laid the palm of his hand open, severed who knows what, and they weren't sure it would heal ok.

good luck with your hand

 

thats what ya get dummy