What Did i Just SMoke?

so we aRE down in the hole...( thats what we call the apartments down the street, since it is only one way in and one way out )

anyway, we are down there, and my boi Zoe was like KC has got some new smoke...some real good shit... anyway, I'm thinking it was some regular old schwag like we always smoke.

Anyway, when i bought the weed, the guy said it was purple...but i knew it wasn't because...the weed wasn't purple,maybe it was some Dro or something, but it had crystals on it, and no stems or seeds i believe. Man we smoked a blunt, it was a damn good high. We were just so chilled out.

I mean really though, the weed didn't even smell like the same shit we usually smoked, it had like a kind of nasty, different smell, i thought it wasn't even weed at first.

But DAMN it was some good shit. Got a dime bag for 10 bucks, it was a good ass deal.

 

I think you smoked weed??

 

LOL, welcome to the world of dank.

 

i mean the strain, i know it wasn't purple because it had no purple tints in it. My friend and my other friend claimed that the smoke coming out of the blunt was like a purplish magenta color..but i think they were just high as hell.

I mean like 2 or 3 hits i was coughing my ass off

 

Lol I'm glad you paid 10$ for 10$ worth of weed, good job! Your golden sticker is sitting on your desk waiting to be placed on the ultimate board of childish achievements.

Yeah we aren't going to know what strain it is by reading some text on the internet. I am glad though that you are steppin up to the dank plate, unless of course your fool ass got some beasters as dank.

 

DaNK? well thats some good as shit. Imma start sellin that shit, cause it's usually hard to find weed like that in my city

 

is dank good weed, cuz where im from dank is only ok, its a step up from middies, but under beasters, i usually smoke headies or haze, right now i got an o of kush though. but yea i also smoke beasters alot

 

shit like that usually runs around 15 a gram thats why i said that

chill mr. internet gangster

 

you said you got a dime bag for 10 dollars... a dime bag means a bag worth 10 dollars. the amount within is the variable, not the price

 

well i'm sure if you smoke ANYTHING other than schwag you're gonna get a sweeter high.

 

And just to point it out......just because it wasn't purple doesn't mean it wasn't a strain with purple in the name.

 

Your shit's all twisted up, dude.

Headies=Dank
Kush=Dank
Haze=Dank

 

weed: slang term for cannabis
middies: quality unbricked cannabis form central or south america
beasters: chemically grown unbricked average cannabis from canada
dro: chemically hydroponically grown cannabis nearly interchangeable with
beasters
headies: domesticaly grown unbricked cannabis of varying qualities
dank: extreemly well cared for domestic, canadian, or european cannabis
originating from excellent strains.
haze: slang for 'purple haze' wich is one of those excellent strains, just
probably not what you are smoking, just a term people use for cannabis
that reminds them of purple haze.
Kush: again a slang term for several varieties of kush that you are probably
not smoking either, it just resembles the look of kush

in that order

 

^^of course, there are other "haze" strains, aside from purple haze.

Headies is another term for dank, in these parts.

 

from what i've gathered during my time as a member here, it totally depends where you live. For example, round my parts you either get shwag or "KB".....they don't classify anything inbetween.....they just say its some OK KB. Granted, thats just the commercially available stuff.

 

I HATE when people say KB. That's all they say in the Myrtle Beach area. At least the people I've hung around up there. They actually had my ex-girlfriend thinking KB was an actual strain. lol

 

Some of the lingo on this site makes no sense to me. So I just hvae to guess what people are saying and hope I'm right lol.

Stoner language is very complicated.

 

Yeah and there are many different stoner denominations with different ideals and different slang. You can usually tell what people are talking about though, by the tone of the post, and it's pointless to knitpick, most of the time.

One thing I really hate though is when someone is describing good weed by saying "dro", as if it means anything aside from the method of cultivation.

 

I hear ya there TNS. The two I really just can't stand being said are KB, and dro. And unluckily for me.....as posted earlier i live in an area where you hear KB all the fukn time!!! Drives me nuts!! Every now and then you'll hear people around here saying i had some hydro, or dro, which is equally annoying.

 

Yeah people think that just because they've smoked a whole shit-ton of weed that they know something. Knowing how to smoke and knowing what you're smoking are two totally different things. I don't know much about the different strains of weed I've smoked or anything like that, aside from the fact that it gets me absotively blazed, but I don't pretend to know anything either. I just know that good weed is good weed, and that's all that really matters.