Heaven is...

...

 

thats pretty funny.

but hell is my english class with ms. conroy, so you are WRONG BITCH

 

And as a final touch, god created the Dutch.

 

too bad is dont speak freaky deaky dutch

 

It is the language spoken in paradise according to a certain scientist who's name I forgot.

 

heaven is the place where all the interesting people are not

 

better food in hell. keeps warm.

 

better company in hell too, i know all my friends will be there.

 

better music, and the videos are TONS better than the "sound of music."

we can watch the 5 deadly venoms there.

 

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

 

Heaven is a place on earth?

S

 

you know why nothing ever happens? because no one is there.