LOL omg. That would suck. Akward.. let me think.. Yes. I was friends with a guy who was to kill my friend who murdered a cop in California.. and they both showed up at my house at the same time. I just told my friend who will call "Bill" not to kill the guy we'll call "Ted". I said, "call the cops if you have to but not here". So, Bill didn't kill Ted, and Ted never killed Bill they just had a staring contest for about ten minutes and Ted left. Now Ted is in prison.. for rape. Haven't busted him on the whole cop thing yet. Needless to say, I don't hang out with those guys anymore.
A few years ago I went to work drunk as shit. On my way back to my cube from the bathroom I felt the need to pick a giant booger out of my nose. As I was wiping it on the wall, some really gorgeous girl behind me shouted, "That's soooo gross".... I just laughed and kept walking.
I threw up on my ex-boyfriend's...you know...while...you know. Fourth of July BBQ and the flu for the lose.
this girl I used to date a while back told me a story about her giving this guy head back in highschool and he thought he was about to ejaculate and he peed instead. And this was after we made out. a long silence followed by a hug and goodbye lol
I was in the back passenger seat, and a friend of mine was driving and had his other friend whom I don't know in the front seat next to him...Suddenly an old woman in her car cuts us off and we almost hit the sidewalk, so I screamed "That muthafuckin bitch!!"... And the guy in the front seat (who also happens to be a hardcore dealer) looks back at me and says "what did you just say?" so I repeat it again loud ...needles to say he wanted to kill me Turns out to be his mother
An awkward situation is getting told by my boyfriends mom, "well it sure sounded like you made him happy last night" ...the very first day we met. What was even worse, I was a mix between still drunk and hung over and she just stood there smiling waiting for me to respond.
