I had a dream about KC

Her and Dave showed up in a snowstorm. My hair was messy and I was cooking supper. They said they just stopped in for a bit. I got them to sit down and play playstation for a bit until I finished with dinner... had to take care of the kids. I felt really out of sorts because I thought us meeting would be alittle more significant. Then she said she had to leave and I was all disappointed... I think I told her that. She kind of grabbed my hips and said "__________ " something like "Oh you know I'll be back for ...." Anyways, I was turned on when I woke up and could still feel her hands on my hips. They left and took the playstation. I think they came to borrow it.

 

I thought we were done with the KC threads for today. Now I'm a have to delete mines.

 

Another KC thread...Hmmm...

 

i didn't do it! don't look at me.

we have an x box. did we at least stay for dinner.

 

That's not a dream, that actually happened to me. KC showed up, flirted with me a little to distract me, and stole all my shit.

Bitch.

 

me and dave, we're a team.

 

No you never had dinner and all I did was rush around and ask myself why you guys came in this snowstorm and not call and not bring your kids at least when my kids were hanging from the light fixtures... it must've been like a 30 hour drive for you to turn around and go back.

Maybe you and Dave were disappointed with my sex appeal.

 

maybe the kids hanging from the fixtures scared us.

 

call next time!

 

no doubt. very rude of me. sorry.

 

weird how you've been on everyone's mind as of late.

 

probably because i've blowing through like a hurricane on pcp. *shrugs* i have bad days.

 

Bad days are fun.

 

only when you can watch them on the weather channel. kinda like watching the first gulf war was fun...until you realized what it was. then it was still kinda fun and you felt bad but you thought to yourself "there but for the grace of god go i." and you go hug your mother if she's not in a bad mood or throwing things.

 

This thread is now about Orvill Redenbacher.
There, one less KC thread...
Unless *thinks*

 

nope. no titty pics for you, infant.

 

Holy Moley Kc Is Orville Redenbacher

 

Holy moley, KC IS Orville Redenbacher!

 

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i'm quoting this because after i read it, i thought it was funny.