Odd beliefs you had as a kid

That's...I mean, technically that's more or less true, right?

 

I didn't believe in God from a very young age, and people have always found that as odd.

I also believed that I could fly when I close my eyes. I still do.

 

Yeah, like this particular individual said, you can do anything if you believe in it. I said, ok, I want to jump up to the moon. But I can't.

She says, that's because you don't believe in it enough. Great thought, in retrospect.

 

I can be the president of the United States of America

 

And we need you too. Let me fucking tell ya.

Just make sure you're good to the atheists.

 

I dont think they're ever gonna let a foreigner become the president.
But I can be the first lady.

 

Can I be the second lady?

 

Of course. You know my secrets and my plans, and I need to keep you close to me, so you wouldnt turn against me.

 

Ya gotta, BELIEVE, Piaf.

 

i thought i was going to be president.

 

We can't have anymore orgies in the White House.

 

When you drive past a cemetery you must say Bunny, Bunny, Bunny Rabbit or die a painful death shortly after.

On reflection, what the Fuck?


Hotwater

 

Makes perfect sense.

 

I would never turn against you!!! *swears allegiance to Janja*

It's good to know we are both loyal!

 

Ummm...No.

 

Its good indeed. If theres anything I hate, its definitely backstabbing.
Just stick to me and everything's gonna be fine.

 

What if she actually DOES become president?¿!?!?!

THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO?¿!?!¿?!

You will not be able to become first lady with an attitude like that!!!

*sighs*

 

First lesbian lady

I would love to live to see that lol

 

She'll never become a president. Not in this lifetime.
She can try - I'll sabotage her.
I know people..:H

 

Awesome!!! I like being with people who know what they're doing ^_^

They make up for me My favourite drinking buddy is in charge of everything! Except sometimes I am in charge of keeping the money... it makes me feel special