get your free horse shit

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Boogabaah, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Nice...
    Gives me a hankerin' for some horse crap...mmmm, my senses are already tingling...oooh, and it's free!
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    and here i've been earning my horse shit like a sucker!
     
  4. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i never look a gifthorse in the mouth...especially when its bearing shit...i can turn that shit into gold!
     
  5. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    my garden could so use some good ol horse poo :D
     
  6. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    there are ads out there for animal semen as well...

    can you imagine having the job of a semen collector ?
     
  7. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    free horseshit and paid to collect semen.... and here i've been wasting my time on HF.
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    animal semen collector... Didn't know such bliss existed... Ohhh, the possibilities...
     
  9. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    If you ever think you're in a sad state, just look through the craigslist personals.

    You'll soon feel much better.
     
  10. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    man that kicks ass!! around here horse shit gos for 20 to 40 bucks a truck load.. usually you load..

    yes sir ree bob,,hellu deal...
     
  11. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    My life could so use a good ol garden.

    I actually went around to my friends the other day and planted her a new little veggie patch and tidied things up a bit. I think I'm suffering from nature withdrawal or something.
     
  13. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    i prefer chicken shit.
     
  14. heartsnotfarts

    heartsnotfarts Member

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    I don't know, a free truckload of horse shit sounds kind of sketchy. I guess if I was going to buy I would at least want to know the horse's name first.
     
  15. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I adore the smell of horse shit. I love the smell when it gets on your clothes and in your hair.

    It's sexy.
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :ack:


    Horse shit isn't as bad as chicken shit and hog shit though.
     
  17. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    And it's better than cow shit and dog shit.

    It's mostly hay and bits of digested grass. S'good stuff for the nostrils. Especially when it's a warm day and there's a breeze, you can get a good whiff.
     
  18. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh.Excuse me.I thought this pertained to rushlimbaugh.Sorry.
     
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