Nowhere private to masturbate

Hi! I'm a 14 year old male who just recently discovered masturbation. I'm not addicted to it but I do like to do it every so often. I however can't find any private places to masturbate. My bedroom doesn't have a lock on it and I can't do it in the bathroom because my parents will obviously know what I'm doing. It's not like I do it every day but I do like to do it every once in a while. If anyone could give me some ideas of where to masturbate and not get caught that would be great!

 

before you take a shower, so they'll just think that you're in the shower while your jacking off. or you can do it at night in bed, maybe under the covers if you're afraid of someone walking in on you. or whenever you're home alone, if you're ever home alone. or maybe pretend to be taking a crap in the bathroom, but masturbate instead. those are my suggestions, but what are you currently doing to not get caught?

 

I've done the shower thing before but even then I worry that they might get suspicious if why I was in the shower so long. If I do it under the covers won't the semen get all over my bed? I don't want that to happen. Right now I masturbate when they're not home which isn't often.

 

I used to know a guy who was known as "Jock the Sock" due to the method he used to not stain the sheets!!!

Just make sure they go in the wash after!

 

Well, I had no problem with my parents knowing about my masturbating anyway, as my mother even made sure of there being a fresh hand towel by my bed from about a month before I got to learn about it - Something I puzzled about at the time, but later came to realise that she was a great & understanding mum who knew the approaching needs of a pubescent boy.

However, when my friends & I used to masturbate together, although while 1-on-1 we would often remain in my bedroom, where we were always afforded total privacy, whenever we had group sessions we used to use out favourite clearing in the local woods.

Mind you, before you start contemplating how to hide, try having a word with your parents as an adult & let them know that certain changes in your body require that you are given a degree of privacy. Believe me, they will understand, and nearly everyone I know who has kids who are in, approaching, or already been through puberty are totally comfortable with the inevitability of the discovery of masturbation.

It's a perfectly normal, natural & healthy part of life. It's something that once started you will never stop. The notion may seem a bit freaky now, but I can pretty much guarantee you that your parents also masturbate - even if they also have a healthy sex life, so don't be ashamed of it - be proud that you have reached the age of sexual maturity - the stage before eventually perhaps fathering children of your own, when I hope that you, too, will be totally open with them about the pleasures of masturbation.

P.S. Added on Edit.

I've just noticed that although you claim to be 14, your profile shows you to be 27.

I believe the latter age is more likely to be nearer the truth, but I shall leave my post as I still believe the advice in it may be of use to anyone genuinely of that age group.

 

Doing it in bed at night seems to always be the most discreet way. Try using a pair of boxers or a sock, or anything else that would go through the wash on a daily basis. Even a handkerchief, which you can use several different times and then slip into the wash.

 

i agree with rclol1337
if you are going to do it in the shower probably the best thing to do is to sit in your bedroom before hand and have a bit of a stroke through your trousers. then when you get in the shower all you have to do is finish the job and continue to wash yourself. this method had often worked for me in my times of need

 

Help!

 

When I was your age there was a pattern that I followed each and every day:

1. Start the day by a rapid stroke to ejaculation before getting out of bed. Lying on my back with the covers pulled up - rapid stroking with my right hand on my near vertical cock - left and above the tip of my cock, palm facing my cock, holding up the covers. After coming into my hand I'd rub it in - - balls to chest.

2. During the day if there was an opportunity.

3. In the bathtub at night was play time where I really started discovering how my cock works and how to
make it feel good. Always started by trying to get my foreskin to retract all the way clear off the head - - then a lot of full shaft slow stroking to orgasm.

4. Later, after lights out, another rapid stroke session under the covers.

If it feels good and harms no one, then do it! Do NOT feel guilty.

 

I used to do it at night when all lights are off.
But you have to be REALLY quiet or one sound can wake anyone up and reveal you.
Almost happened once.*whew*

 

What are you implying Charlie?

 

I believe that he's implying that you should be discreet or your parents might catch you. If you really don't want to talk to your parents about outright masturbation as PineMan suggested, try just asking for privacy for the sake of privacy. Hopefully they'll catch the hint and give you your privacy.

Just one question: Are you and your parents at all religious and/or believe that masturbation counts as a sin of the flesh. Your parents might not be cool with it, but hopefully they will. I sympathize with you as well, my room is right next to the living room, the door has no locks, and the walls are paper thin (not really, but they're thin enough), it also doesn't help that my family members constantly barge into my room while I'm in the act. They have never actually known what I was doing, but they're not too naive ^_^.

If none of the above work, find a friend who likes to jerk off and whose parents are never home

PS: Try to be clean about it, you probably don't want to stain your room with cum.

 

They are not religious,but totally believe that mastubration is a TOTAL SIN.That's what they told me when they heard of my first wet dream.So yeah.Been keeping the whole place clean

 

If they're not religious, then why do they consider it a sin? X__x

 

That sucks that your parents aren't open minded about something natural. Alot of people have already described their discreet wank tips, so I think thats covered. I think we we should write a "Guerilla Jacking Guide" with all the ways to stroke it without being caught.

Anyway, aas far as cleanliness goes, I would just cum in a kleenex. No laundry, yey.

 

1.Good idea
2.That's impossible
3.Did anyone watch the Simpsons last night?

 

Cooljoe, how old are you? You say that you're 14 but the age in your sig. says that you're 27....

 

I mentioned that in my own reply, but the fact seems to have been totally overlooked.

 

ask for privacy, and if they arent being helpful- wait for a family dinner, stand up and start stroking one out while they tuck into desserts, when they look shocked, remind them that you asked for privacy and they ignored your plea, what else are ya supposed to do.


WARNING
the advice above may not be helpful and should only be followed if you are either 1, suicidal or 2, completely fkng nuts

 

2+7=9

9+5=14