Call me ugly for fucks sake!

how's the clock?

 

*jumps out of chair and points finger at you*

No!
Bad lace_and_feet!

 

hahah!

 

wait, what?
oh, you have about 5 minutes left

 

Ugly

 

chelsea's ugly. she's awful. dave would still do her, to piss off bill. i think that's risky.

hmmm.

so, your parents must be really nice, eh? i mean, after the ultrasound it musta be quite a hard decision.

 

U G L Y you ain't got no alibi

you uglay

what what?

you uglay

 

man, i think that's the extent of my ugly jokes. except maybe saying "goonie goo goo."

 

oh that clock! i'm actually disappointed; i thought she was implying that you look like flavor flav...

 

THANK YOU GUYS!!!!

 

you're welcome, quasimodo

 

she can't help it, bless her heart.

 

I hate people who complain about being pretty...

Do you know how many uggo's out there dream of looking as good as you?

I know this was probably meant in jest, but fuck, man.

Pull an Invisible Monsters*, why don't ya. That'll make you ugly.



*Invisible Monsters is a book by Chuck Palahniuk. Read it.

 

I love Palahniuk.... Haunted is also a great one...



I don't know which is more depressing me actually reading this thread or me actually taking the time out to reply to it...Meh, I'd say they are both equally depressing...

 

i know i'm guilty of telling female persons the look good when i wanted to have something to do with them and couldn't think of anything intelligent to say.

but that's kind of ancient history. i sort of stopped caring about anything like more then a decade ago.

and i do know how we look, reguardless of species or gender, and got shit to do with anything other then emotional and or sexual response.

but having always found creating and exploring more gratifying then companionship, i never really got into being all that social, which has always seemed to me for the most part rather tedius. other then with people we already had our common interests in creative type things to talk about to begin with.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I hope you are still in the mood, cause I have seen better looking mules.

 

Themnax I love reading your posts... Just thought I'd share...

 

Flannel, you're kinda creeping me out by having a dressed-up corpse in your sig...

 

is it over?

 

I don't know, but I wasn't gonna miss out on all the fun