Instead of using "YOUR MOM" for those things...this is how my interactions go... "I see a monkey." "YOU'RE a monkey." Or something like that...
Oh and one little fucker had me saying yeppers for a bit. The first time I said it out loud I wanted to stab myself. I broke that habit rather quickly.
Since we've started dating I've become a lot more softer and take more shit from people, but it's not really a bad thing since I'm friends with a lot of very annoying people. I make a bunch of penis/sex jokes because of him without even noticing... it can be funny. I also do the -look at that --YOU look at that! type thing... heh not all the time though, it could be worse