Your deepest and darkest secrets

I love sometimes telling lies about myself on the Internet.

 

i throw mercury in the trash!

 

I'm a chain smoker

 

I'm such a bitch

 

I actually lost the 'ry ry' glass bead my mom made me and it was on a hemp necklace my sister macramd (sp?) for me.

I lied and said I left it ine gym locker room

 

I'm not totally sure about my sexual orientation

 

This is naomis friend Lizzie I slit my sisters throat then burned her and threw her ashes in da lake
and da police has been looking for her for over a year but the case has
been put down as unsolved
I may be 13 but i'm a natural unstoppable serial killer like chucky out of childs play
true its just a fake fictional horror film but i must admit
it does give u sum good funny ways to make the kill
I've put sum of them to da test
so dont ever fuck with me or i'll find u and kill
u and i promise i will even when i die i will haunt u
i use to be a christian but now i'm a black witch an evil twisted bitch
u may think i might not be able to find u but my boyfriend works
for an important spy team that can trace people really fast
my boyfriend is 18 i neva go for boys my own age they are not sexy enough
so think before u open ur mouth or it could be u six feet under
dont fuck with my mind and its really weird my bf is called chucky also
so dont fuck with r minds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Shut up.

 

When I change my oil, I put it in a watergun and spray birds.

 

i have killed a man

 

*wink* Good. More fun that way.

Mine: For the longest time, I thought I might be rotten and evil inside. Turns out I'm not, but I was pretty worried for most of high school.

 

I was on speed and LSD for 2 weeks straight when I went to Hawaii and I don't remember f*ck all about the holiday.
Thankyou to the person who invented photographs!

 

I don't enjoy work as much now that I don't work with the married guy that hits on me all the time.

 

Wow! Partying hard, my friend.

 

i am slowly going crazy... 1,2,3,4,5,6 *twitch!*
slowly crazy i am going... 6,4,3,5,1,2...

 

i ate a whole thing of pomegranate chip soymilk ice cream for dinner tonight.


i'm an open book.

 

Yeah mate, it was pretty rock and roll! It was about 12 years ago now!

 

Oh. I thought it had just happened. Now I'm disappointed.

 

Somehow I've managed to get to third-base with a girl, while never actually having kissed one.

 

Sorry didn't mean to dissapoint!