So this gay dude

Basically I agree with Molly. Will write more in a spot.

 

Basically, what he has to do is flirt and touch women. Touch them.

If you keep it on an abstract level, may as well forget about it.

Additionally, if they start yaking about other men, be crass. The number one mistake is to be nice when women start yaking about men. Don't be jealous. But crass.

Then there is more...talk about fantasies and stuff. And talk non-sense. If you keep the conversation rational at all times, you're GUARANTEED to be "the friend."

Anyway, these days I just start grabbing them. That's it.

 

i dont know what I like I just know I like it when I meet it

 

know what i say about gays?

shoot em!

 

That's exactly how I feel. I tell people all the time I don't have a "type", but nobody ever believes me.

 

Actually, I apologize for giving advice. It's not for me to do it.


Let me just clarify my earlier statement by saying: I grab them, then I release them.

Very important detail.

 

You know what i say about gays?

shoot em!

 

I reckon you've mentioned that already. Thanks.

 

i like being gay. it's sexy.

 

thats cus yall need it to be said twice!

 

so basically they are testing you at this point... if you listen then you are a friend and if you tell them "fuck off, i don't care" you get to have sex?





and then i should say "i want to fuck you in a church" and grab her ass?

 

i like being gay, it's sexy.

 

You know what I hate? Advice.

Why do I sometimes weaken and give advice? Or spill the beans of my sex life? Or complain about this and that?

I think I'm done.

 

heres some advice..

get a chevy. then youll be a real man

 

he's a troll playing with the whole redneck thing. as a redneck, i'm irritated. you can spill the beans on your sex life to me anytime. and give me advice.

 

Um... I'm guessing go along with it? It's not like YOUR GONNA GET RAEPED or anything, is it.

I mean, he probably will try and raep you, but you'll enjoy it so it won't count.

 

If I spilt the beans to you and gave you advice...I'd be "the friend."


Haahahahah. Good try, KC. Good try.

 

I'd love to be raped by a gay dude. Yeah. Definitely.

 

It's balance my friend. There's no guaranteed way not to fall into that trap called "the friend zone"....

Well there are... but that doesn't mean those ways we'll get you into any zone with women either, so it's give and take really.

 

where do you think my best sex comes from?