the murder/suicide game

how would you murder the above poster and make it look like a suicide?

 

Simple. I'd just funnel liquor into you while passed out and then leave the bottles laying all around.

 

hahahahahahahahaha X 578475546

 

funnel down the throught 3 gallons of vodka surrounded by candles with the gas lines broken
when shes severely drunk post about it as her turn on her webcam (i think u got 1 right?) & leave n let every1 watch her self destruct so theres lots of witnesses


but i love her too much to ever hurt her so wouldnt ever do it... so dont wanna give any1 ideas...
but od have great ideas for any1 whod do that to her so if u got any for me i'll accept it
just dont do it

 

Sad thing is, I play this game all the time in my head.


Seriously. Though I don't always worry about making it look like suicide because sometimes there's too many people. Amazing though how many scenarios one can think up to off people and get away with it.

 

that will never work
with my insane tolerance you'd have to funnel alot of booze in me, and i'd probably puke it all up

i'd seduce you into a bathtub, and then throw a toaster in the water

 

I would shoot Mrs o and put the gun in her hands and leave a note saying "I didnt commit suicide, i was killed!"

the cops would no beleive it and would call it a suicide, but me and you both would know otherwise

 

every1 was thinkin that..haha

 

ms oh
never could make it look like a suicide
bein in the wrong place at the wrong time tho..thats easy

 

i wouldn't mind throwing soaring eagle off a really high bridge

 

weed laced with arsenic

 

penis laced with arsenic

 

oooh burn


pills, and a note saying how you thought you'd never be loved by a women romantically
you're tired of this cruel cruel world and being in the "friend zone"

 

He should be able to fly according to his username

hmm murder/suicide?
lets see, nothing like the good old rat poison.

 

well yeah, i'm definitely telling the police that's what he was doing


edit: as far as the game, i would drop you off in the middle of the desert with only a canteen full of salt water

 

I'm sorry I'minmyunderwear, but I would give you a shit load sleeping pills therw the beverage of you're choice

 

Slit her up, call it knife play and a result of teen violence. :H

 

since you were kind enough to let me choose my death beverage, i'll give you a very pleasant heroin overdose

 

Good plan

But knowing my luck, I will probably find an oasis before I get thirsty.

Not much of a plan, but I would use this

 

Ever seen Addam's Family? Doesn't always work.

Though you can feel free to seduce me into the tub and try. Just remember to get out of the tub before you knock in the toaster. Haha.