If you were stuck...

then yes it turns me on.

 

heh...okay...why?

 

I couldnt tell ya.

 

are you waiting for me to pass out?

 

no, that doesnt sound like much fun.

 

You don't want to take advantage of me?

 

Not if yer gonna be all passed out......a little giddy and not thinking straight...yeah I could go for that, but unconscious is not a turn on.

 

lol...okay...I don't think I'll lose enough blood to make me giddy though...you'll have to provide some sort of alcohol. Which would be nice...it's hurts like a bitch!

 

Vodka ok?

 

sure, I'll take vodka...but next time it's Goldschlager....okay?

 

hey...its 445 am here.......

 

point being?

 

I gots what I gots for a few more hours....

 

Okay...get me some when stores open...gold flakes will help my wound hurt less...

 

done and done.

 

how did you stab your crotch with a steak knife??

 

oh no, she's beginning to act like the girl from the excorcist!!!!!!! she did the same thing!!

 

I was using it to break the stitches on my pants (they were where the zipper usually is) and a darren hayes song came on the radio (this is a rarity and I love him) I got a little to excited and pushed to hard and the knife broke through all the stitches and my skin...heh I'm a little dumb...

The stupid thing is still bleeding.

 

dont call your crotch a stupid thing.

 

It's not really my crotch...it's up too high...it's where the zipper on jeans is...you know under the belly button...whatever that's called.