Insult me.

But do not eat it

 

You.... you know too much.

 

Your penis looks like a twig
How'd that dog shit get in your mouth

 

That's why I wouldnt go there on a forum. hehe.....

 

Hey come on. I know some of you are holding back. If you're the kind of person that doesn't like to speak up and I've ever pissed you off now's your chance. if your boss pissed you off and you need somebody to take it out on, here's your chance. If I've embarassed you horribly(like Eliot), now is your chance for revenge. C'mon guys, let me have it.

 

is that a muskrat making love to your face or are you trying to scare small children?

 

You've got a toe!!

 

You are too ugly for Tijijuana whores to screw for any amount of money!!!!!

 

Goat fucking whore-son.

 

Dizamm, it couldn't get much worse than that. And talk about self deprication and internal conflicts eh?

 

You're a meanie head. I'm in a good mood, ask me to insult you after my mood swing.

 

Next on auction:VINTAGE G.I. JOE!!!



We'll start the bidding at $2. Do I hear $2?

 

Daisymae, thank you. That's the best one yet. I laughed so hard about that.

 

I was hoping I didn't go too far...

 

Have you seen some of the things I say/do to other people? Believe me, you have to cross a catastrophically rude line to go too far.

 

you are such a nice person....

 

You're An Asshole Who Fucks Inocent Half-blown-up Rubber Duckies!!!!

 

Now that's just a lie.







Everybody knows my dicks too small for me to bother even airing it up a small bit.

 

Adam, before I begin, I want you to know that you're a great guy, and that you deserve everything that's been said you bastard.

So, Adam, what's with the new hair-do? Didn't have a bowl handy? I think you got it confused. When your hair-line is receding, you have to grow hair to comb it over, not cut it off to make it more ugly. Speaking of hair, I've seen better beards on 80-year-old women. Honestly, if you wanted so much hair on your face, why didn't you just go down on Trish again?

But who am I kidding? You couldn't find a pussy in a pet store.

Enough about hair, I'm starting to get unpleasant memories of crummyrummy.

You know, Adam, you remind me a lot of Rich Vos, but without the good looks, sense of humor, and over-all charm.

Adam, there are just certain people that shouldn't be allowed outside. Okay, so you're the only one. But, hey, luckily for us, you couldn't find outside through a window.

It's probably in bad taste to insult a man whose Friday night routine involves nothing but pizza, porn, and chronic masturbation, but, hey, that's what we're doing. And it's not like you can fault us for insulting a man who even got rejected by KC, even if it is easier than getting in moon_flower's pants. Who, by the way, is also disgusted by Adam.

In all seriousness, man, get a life.

You know, I'd like to end with a friendly reminder that we only roast the ones we love. But since Lodui is gone, we'll just have to make do.

 

i think i'm in love...but that may be the beer goggles. am i thinking this is funnier than it really is?