There is a wasp on my phone....

and it looks like the wasp is licking it.

 

they could make such pretty babies

I love imagining the breezy conversation the wasp and phone are having right now

 

That's a very significant turn of events. lol

 

Whatever it was the phone must've liked it because the wasp started rubbing it's ass all over the phone.

 

woah, they must be all liquored up

 

Wasps scare the shit out of me, lol. I hate stingy bugs. But I also hate killing them, so I usually try to coax them out the door or window. Too bad wasps don't understand English and get angry when you try to trap them to set them free outside.

 

I bet you get some crazy stinging bugs in Texas

When we were down there my friend came flying out of the bathroom with a towel on because the biggest roach he had ever seen crawled out of the bathtub drain

 

I just killed it. My friend just sent me a text...I tried to make the wasp move and it chased me....so yeah I kinda feel bad now because the message was stupid.

 

seamonster, we really do have giant cockroaches in texas. and they fly, make funny noises, and hum country tunes somtimes!. scary stuff

 

And all it wanted to do was dry hump your sexy, sexy phone.

Shame on you.

 

wasps remind of of summer and late fall....

 

wasps remind me of,...horrible things.

 

Did you notice if the wasp dialed any 1-900 numbers before licking the phone?

Tell him to get his freak on elsewhere...