I wanna be the next Jay Leno!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Naoki_ninja, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    only, a woman.:jester: im pretty funny, or so people have told me.


    filthy liars. :D
     
  2. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    You probably dont have the Leno chin either. lol
     
  3. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i could get chin in-plants...:eek:
     
  4. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Be sure to include cookies in the contract with the network.:)
     
  5. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    implants. :)
     
  6. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    implants, inplants, your plants, my pants, salsa dance...
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I am being a tiny grammar nazi today I suppose. yay salsa dance.
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Jay Leno only looks funny.
     
  9. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I truly appreciate 'headlines' though.
     
  10. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    The headlines are awsome.

    i think that i could make them funnier though. conceeded? slightly. :)
     
  11. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    The Obama impersonator on Leno is pretty good.
     
  12. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Leno is a total tool.

    You should be Conan O'Brien.
     
  13. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i do a good Hillary impression, maybe that's how i'll move up in show bizz, i'll be an impressionist.

    i do a good warmhandedcanadian impression aswell. :tongue:
     
  14. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    why do you wanna be jay chino? other than smoking pot with kevin eubanks.. now that would be cool.
     
  15. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    Conan is good, but Leno is the greatest in my opinion.
     
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Craig Ferguson = God of late night. I only like Headlines on Leno.
     
  17. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Craig kilborn was my favorite, i watched his show when i was like 6 and it was so cool.
     
  18. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I like Colbert hehe
     
  19. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    see what i've done? you're all remenesing!

    i can hear the Welcome back Kotter music....:D
     
  20. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    John Sebastian was a harmonica hero.

    But you should still be Conan.
     
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