What you doing for April Fool's Day

Don't beat yourself up Mollly, you're an intresting tyke.

 

I'm going to work, I'm sure the managers will try to pull some kind of prank

 

Tyke?! You're two years older than me!

 

Hey now, no reason to get upset girlie. I've simply seen a lot more in my time.

Would a lolipop make you feel better?

 

Listen here, you sanctimonious prick, I've seen plenty of st - did you say lollipop? Yay!

 

dudes, I had the best grape charms lolipop ever last week. It was one of the super blo-pops.. it was huge. had the mega munchies. LOL youre both younguns. ha

 

i am slowly going crazy... 1,2,3,4,5,6 *twitch!*
slowly crazy i am going... 6,4,3,5,1,2...

 

i didn't wear my uniform today

 

you're such a badass.

 

well, i dont have the nerve to actually do this....

but heres what i wish i had the balls and lack of scruples to do:

i work in a coffeeshop, and espresso beverages are a big part of the job.

i dont know how many of you are familiar with making espresso, but when you're done you get a compact puck of fiinely ground coffee which is pretty well stuck together.

its like coffee grounds, but finer and they tend to stick together a bit.



i really, really, really want to dip one in chocolate and wrap it in colorful foil and give it to somebody!

 

i am badass

 

Its not such a terrible thing to do...So do it !!!!!!!!!!

 

I've never celebrated this... Actually, it kind of makes me nervous and gives me PTSD all day long. Not really into it. Afraid of things going too far, you know? Some people can be really cruel.

Do it!!!! Wow, why not? It's harmless, lol. It'll just taste bad, that's all... and get stuff stuck in their teeth... maybe not...

 

My religion prevents me from celebrating this holiday.