bottled up

i love him so much. i want the tears to stop. the heartache to leave me. my life to be whole again. my heart has a hole. i miss you. i need you. i need a chance. i'll prove myself.

i love him <3

 

Hey fate? .... if I can dig a hole in an hour, how long would it take me to dig half a hole?

 

what a weird hypothetical... i could dig a hole in about 10 seconds...




i've heard this one before, so i won't spoil the answer ...

 

And what is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

Think its a guy jonesin over a dude?

 

Oh come on. That one's easy. Just clap your fingers against your palm and put it to your ear. Thats the sound.

 

could be... i tend to think all new posters are actually just uncreative alter egos though...

 

FOUL!

 

Oh?

Who do reckon fate is?

 

Oh fuck off.

 

You know what's amazing? The OP is getting sound advice and consolation. We're quite a team!

 

OP, don't listen to him. He just thinks I'm sexy.

 

that's the problem, i'm terrible at figuring out which alter egos belong to who...


although it's probably just lode, upset because i refuse to take him to bed...

 

If a tree falls in the forest, who gets laid?

 

I do, it's true. It's true.

 

Its half an hour. duh.

OP: I know. I know. I have no answers.

 

the lumberjack?

 

I don't know...me?

 

Yes that is very touching. However the fact is you can live without anyone.

You life can be whole without anyone in it.

However, as a helpful suggestion I suggest talking to the person you have in mind instead of posting it here.

Just a thought....

 

Only if a branch breaks off and gets rammed up your butt! (just a joke)