Porn for the Poor

The great philanthropist Mitten Kitten suggested that in advance of my parents coming over that I should not throw out all my porn but give it to Goodwill. So we've chartered Porn for the Poor in order to bring high quality smut to underprivileged families.

Please join if you would like to help in your local chapter's charity drive. Or if any women here would like submit your own porn, send it to me and I'll personally distribute it to deprived inner city kids.

Only You Can Give Porn to the Poor

 

i don't need your porn.

 

will they actually take it?

 

If it is porn mags make sure you at least tear out the sticky pages..

 

I got some interracial shit I'm actually not interested in that a buddy of mine got rid of and gave to me.

It's going to help the underpriviledged black males can't get a blonde.

 

haha...Come on folks...Poor people need to masturbate.

 

And fantasize.

 

I flash my balls to the poor.

I'm like robin hood.

 

Lode you are so nice and sweet... I am sure you make their life by sharing the beauty that is your balls...

 

I do whar I can. I'm only one man with a lot of love to give.

 

and only two balls. perhaps I should join in this noble quest.

 

Flashing my balls to the poor makes my soul complete.

 

You should have the poor sign the veins on your balls, that way you could make their souls complete....

 

I've never been called a great philanthropist before. I feel so smart.

 

Don't forget the sexy.

 

Wait. Hold up.

 

That's crazy talk. Who's gonna turn down free porn?

They will take it and they will like it, or it's no porn for you!

Porn Nazi

I like you no matter what they all say about you.

 

I don't you're handmedown porn
I'll make my own...

 

Our next project: Drugs for the Poor

 

I thought our next project was to popular the north pole with penguins...