Dumb Facts That Wont Help You In Life...

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dumb fact:

if you vote for nader, it goes as a vote for bush...

now doesn't that suck!

 

how the hell do u know that?

 

-Dead people don't go to discotheques.

-Superman doesn't exist for real.

-There are twelve months in a year.

-Chairs with four legs were initially designed so that uninvited homos could also be seated by turning the chair upside down.

-The real reason why eskimos don't have fridges is because they don't have 110 volt plugs in their igloos.

 

cuz it takes away the liberal vote to kerry, and everyone knows that nader will never get into office unless he changes his party

 

-Sperm whales aren't entirely made up of sperm. Only half.

-If a guy is bit by a radioactive spider, he'll fall on the floor, dead.

-If your dog pisses on the carpet, you should piss on him - he won't learn but you'll get your revenge.

-There aren't any insects that are bigger than horses. Even these little ponies.

-If a cow survives a tornado, she might only give whipped cream afterwards.

 

You can't walk your pet duck on the sidewalk after midnight.





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If Friend swallows a golfball, the Shaolin Monks all do the can-can.

 

-You can't prove the existence of Santa Claus either way but I sure hope that the government doesn't take my tax money to sent troops to verify.

-It is always sad when a man must be put to death because the firemen cannot help him get his cock unstuck from the pool water spewer.

-People sometimes laugh at the chinese wisemen but last month when it said in my fortune cookie that I knew how to read, it changed my entire view on them.

-Most people have ten fingers but that number is evenly distributed on each hand. The same might be said for the feet.

-Shakepeare may have written a few good books but he still had an horrible death when his neighbor's rampaging elephant came crashing at his marriage.

 

You could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose if you try try again.

 

-Jesus never played the banjo.

-Only males have testicules. If a female has some, she will probably ask for a refund from her Swiss doctor.

-If you leave a cow too long in the sun, the milk she'll give will be sour.

-If at first you don't succeed, you should call it quits. It actually makes sense but doesn't sound too good for books.

-If you're reading this and it isn't in brail, you probably are not blind.

 

-If flying saucers were real, we'd know because at one point they'd have to stop to some gas station for arabian oil.

-Bigfoot doesn't exist. At least not anymore since the Yeti killed him.

-Aids has never killed anyone. It's all the other diseases that do when aids destroys your immune system - AND THAT'S TRUE.

-If Bill Clinton was president everytime he cheated his wife, it would be cheaper for him to buy the White House than to be just occupant.

-I climbed Mount Everest TWICE. The second time was because I forgot my mittens up there the first time.

 

Man spends more than ten days of his life just wondering "Am i forgeting something?"

 

-Life really began in an hot-dog stand.

-The reason why astronauts wear head gears on the Moon is that there is no pollution. Pure air would kill us in an instant since we are not accustomed to it.

-There is a pedophile lurking in everyone's lower frontal part of the brain.

-Vampires should not be kept in zoos because they don't get along with crocodiles.

-Jessica Simpsons real name is Thomas Simpsons. Yet, she's not related to O.J. Simpsons.