My karma ran over your dogma

Lol, nighty-night xx

 

Would you rather have a parrot or a hawk?
What are your feelings on golliwogs?

 

A hawk, cause they're such beautiful birds..
What's a golliwog?

 

Not the best example, but that's a gollie. Aparrently they're racist, poor things.

 

Hmmm, who's your favourite author?
Damn, can't think of any other questions, guess I know too much about you now

 

Favourite author? Damn, that's a hard one.
If i had to pick just one, it'd be George Orwell, cause 1984 and Animal Farm made me think so much.
Other than that, all of the following: JRR Tolkien, Frank herbert, Isaac Asimov, david Eddings, brian Lumley, Stan Rice (fave poet), Anne Rice, James Clavell.

 

How are you finding Cambridge? What are your usual haunts?

 

Cambridge is by far the best city I've been in.. well saying that the only other options are Lincoln Nottingham Leicester and Birmingham...
Usual haunts are the market square (cool stalls) the Rainbow Cafe for their scrummy veggie food, and when my hip isn't playing up I'll take a walk out to Byron's Pool out near Grantchester.

 

Pirates or Ninjas? and why? Also, what did it take you to get into Cambridge. Because I have become disillusioned with the idea after seeing how much work guys I know in the 6th form were cramming in.

 

Ninjas, cause nunchuks are cool..
I didn't get into Cambridge, I got into Anglia Ruskin. And it took me precisely zero work. Know why? Cause I just rang up and asked if there was a place, took the initiative for myself and presto they obviously liked it. As for grades, BBD ain't too bad, didn't exertmyself over that either.
Why drive yourself into a hernia over bits of paper?

 

Having been through it all, I'd say all those sleepless nights were worth it in the end. God, I sound like I've just had three children....

 

Hmm, interesting. I'm more of a pirates man myself. Two differing opinions on the cambridge situation tho so errm, I'm a lazy bastard so I'll probably end up going to one of those "We've just started up and have one teacher...shall we just print you off a degree? No one'll know"

 

Hmm, let's turn this into the longest karma thread ever, gotta beat Sal's

Any questions? Anyone?

 

Under what circumstances might you choke a rabbit?

 

Erm.. under the circumstances where I had no other food supply, or if I was being savaged by a rabid rabbit

 

Would you rather be mauled by hyenas, badgers or chickens covered in pins?

 

Hmm... badgers, cause they are nicer than the other two, hyenas are nasty and chickens really freak me out.

 

Alektraphobia eh? I'm personally more scared of badgers, they're scary fuckers when they get angry, one turned up in my dog's kennel a while back after being kicked out of it's set, it was bloody angry when the rescue guy came to pick it up, and it stank of fish for some reason.

My Mum got some pretty cute pictures of hyenas rolling around in Tanzania, but yeah they probably are the nastiest. Actually, then again, badgers eat hedgehogs by breaking their spines open, so hmmm.

 

Come on people, where's your love for wildlife????

 

chickens don't really count as wildlife