How Do I Move To The States?

ok, i live in canada, and i wanna move to the states when i work for a year or so to get some money to afford rent. but the problem is, any visa i can get doesn't entitle me to work there.. unless its for a professional position, which i don't plan on doing due to a lack of well.. being a professional in anything. and to get a citizenship you have to have a greencard for lke 5 years, and to get a green card you have to be living in the states for i think at least 6 months or something.. but i can't live there without working and no visa will cover that. so aside from moving there and burning my id and living on the street until i claim i'm a US citizen that lost my id and i'm a hobo.. i'm out of ideas. how the hell do i move to the states to get an average job, i just wanna live in LA, its just a dream i've had for a long time, i hate the climate here you know? any ideas or information?

 

marriage?

 

join the army and get an honorable discharge..

 

but that would still take a while and its hard to do, and i'd have to fake it.. and how do i meet a girl from california thats willing to marry me for the hell of it for like 2 years haha

 

like i could be in the army.. im a pussy and to join the US army might be hard, i dunno.. and to get discharged... to tell you the truth i dont know how

 

illegally enter and live at a commune where you don't have to deal with the real world...

 

I had somebody try that card with me, and it's not the least bit nice.

 

i dont wanna be an illegal alien though cause i wanna do somethin with my life

 

why not live in the States illegally?

 

how will i get a decent job and a place to live.. the landlord would want some info on me, and my job wouldn't be able to pay me unless it was under the table with cash but i know thatd never happen unless they wanna pay me 2 bucks an hour tops. and im not gonna be a fuckin maid or gardener. just how the hell do people move to the states, like so many immigrants get green cards

 

If you want in the country bad enough you will do what you have to. Quit bitching. You obviously don't want it bad enough.

 

Go to college in the US... that's an easy way to get in.

 

college, and they can set you up with jobs at the school

there is also a green card lottery you can sign up for

 

i suggest you wait tell the election. if hillary becomes president, you might not want to come.

 

If you kill a Texan in an honorable pistol duel, you get to become a Texan, and get all his horses.

I'm waiting for you Snarf.

 

Thats the thing, most immigrants dont have greencards. I am In the us illegally, Ive never been a maid or gardener. I lease a house, I make beaucoup money, always have. Nobody pays 2 dollars an hour, not even to illegals just minimum wage without benefits. dunno where youre getting your info, but stop listening. I still wouldnt recomend you come to california illegally, as california isnt exactly pro illegal immigrant.

 

omg were gonna take over them one day

 

lets trade lives. Ive always wanted to go to canada. haha jk I love Texas. Texas Kicks Ass.

 

cali especialy la is insanely expensive to live
if 7ya dont want to have a professional job la is not the place to live

if you want just a run of the mill average job then choose an average cdcity where the cost of living isnt 4 times higher then it should be\

do you have any clue how much rent for the shittiest appartments are in la?
literaly a condemned building with no doors or woindows or plumbing would run ya twice what a really nivcce place anywhere else would

besides
la is pure hell
la is the last plavce on earth id ever wanna live

i think your chasing a dream a fantasy without a clue of the reality

if u want to move here though, its not so hard

 

At least we might get some healthcare.