taking someone else's pee.

for a drug test for getting a job.
since I've decided there's no way I'm going 6 weeks without smoking, especially with 4/20 coming up.

so I can either take my sister's pee (she's 12) or my friend who's my age and he doesn't do any drugs.

i'ma put it in a cup in a bag and take it in with me,
my only concern is how to keep it warm?
i looked online and it has to be 95 degrees.
also does anyone know what kind of drug test it is?
like do you pee in a cup and then give it to them?
cuz if so, i don't see how they would know how many degrees it was...since it would cool off..or would it?

 

put it in a condom and tuck it between ur legs thats what I did, it will be ur body temp if u tuck it btwn ur legs for like 10 minutes

 

ohh ok.
and if I'm getting a job at like a grocery store,
are they gunna go in with me while I pee?

 

hell no.
thats only for probation.

 

LOL, no offense

 

haha, it's all good.
I just wasn't sure because that's what my mom told me.
But she may have just been trying to scare me cause she knows i'd try something like that.

 

Heres a way.
1.Get some pee in a small container.
2.You need a hand warmer to keep it warm
3.A fish tank thermometer( to tell the temp)
if its to cold run it under hot water for a second or 2
if its to hot run it under cold water for a second or 2 until its perfect
worked for the last 3 people who used this method

 

That is a lot of work^^lol

Honestly, if you get drug tested to work at a grocery store or any other "first job" type of place, i would be pretty surprised. but anyways, if you want to solve the temp problem, the obvious answer would be to hold it in your mouth of course!

 

Are you even sure it's going to be a URINE test?

For jobs you are referring to, saliva tests are becoming reallllllly popular.
I'm on probation and I've even gotten saliva tests more times than a urinalysis.

If you're wondering, you need to be clean for only a few days before a saliva test. I can almost guarantee it will be a saliva test. It's a sponge that you put in your mouth LoL and let it absorb your spit.

Damn it's been 10 months since I've smoked. Only 2 more to go.. :drool:

 

Any drug test usually requires 60mL of urine. Thats (to be kind of gross about it) almost two shots of alcohol. My first failed drug test was failed only because I didn't bring enough urine.

Your sister's urine? Bad idea. Some places test the gender of the urine and if they don't match up you're fucked.

Someone else's urine? You need:

Those hot hand thingies that get warm when you shake em up.
An aspirin jar that can hold over 60mL
A piece of celophane folded several times
Two rubber bands

Get the piss into the aspirin container after washing it out VERY WELL with warm water and soap. People have tested dirty for drugs for not washing their container out well enough. Take the urine filled container, take the celophane, place the celophane over the container and wrap the rubber band around it to create a seal over it. Make sure the celophane is folded so it won't burst while being carried. Take the hot hands, make sure they're hot, wrap the pack around the container and wrap the rubber band around that.

What you should have at the end is an aspirin container with urine in it sealed off with celophane and a rubber band. There should be hot hands wrapped around that with a rubber band holding that on.

Things to consider:

The hot hands get warm. Roughly 140 degrees fahrenheit. Be careful not to
burn yourself with them.

The rubber band and celophane will make a crinkly noise if you try to just rip it open. Use your finger nail or something (your teeth even, just kidding. You were gonna do it, weren't ya? Gross!) to cut a slit in it. This way there's no spilling and you don't make a ton of noise.

Also, if you're lazy, any head shop sells genderless synthetic drug free urine @ $30 for 60mL. Skip the steps of getting urine and sealing it, and just slap a hot hands on it.

I placed the whole container under my balls and was able to sit and move relatively comfortably. The first drug test I took, which was for a federal job, I didn't wear underwear and the container almost fell out several times. Wear underwear.

 

P.S. In the time that it takes you to pour the piss into the container it'll be the right temp.

Check this shit out. I'm stoned as hell.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Xj5R1o9_Ug

 

Niacin and water water water...

 

thanks peoplee.

(my sister's urine will be fine, im also a girl..)

 

most grocery stores around here use saliva tests. the only one i know for sure that saliva tests is kroger, so if your gonna work there just quit for like 3 days before

 

yes, the best bet (in my experience) is to use someones urine who you know is clean and who doesn't mind doing you the favor. well i guess really, the best thing is to not sell yourself out to the man by getting the job in the first place, but i digress.

i have never messed with trying to warm it up. i just get it fresh right before i go for the test and keep it tucked tight against the most personal place you can find. (wear your granny panties) this will keep the temp very close to your own body temp.

You shouldn't have too much trouble for a pre-employment test. the court ordered test get much more personal.

i've also had good results with both the synthetic urine and the urine tract flushes that you can get for $30-$50 at any head shop.

Good luck sis!! we're all pullin' for ya.


much love & peace

P.S. i have also beaten a surprise saliva test by sucking on a piece of lime in the waiting room and swallowing it right before the test. I think it has something to do with the acid in the lime and the skin cells inside your mouth. i'm not sure about that one but i tried it in desperation and it worked.

 

It's going to be a saliva test guaranteed...
I'm not bashing anybody's ideas for passing the test. Most ideas sound like they would work, but I just honestly don't think it will be a urine test haha