Some dude

This dude once started trying the lock on our front door and then went round the side of the house to the backdoor. We turned out all the lights and could see his sillhouette on the curtains then he took the key from under the mat by the backdoor and started opening it. I stood on the table in the drk and smashed a vase over his head as he came in.
Unluckily for me it was my dad who had taken the wrong keys by mistake and
once he calmed down a few days later everything was alright - but the doctor said I nearly killed him - luckily for me he was in bed for a week with concussion and I went on holiday for two weeks with my auntie and cousins a day before he got out of bed.

 

Over this past summer I was home alone because my parents were on vacation. And I was up at like 3:00 in the morning and I heard somebody outside so I went downstairs and looked out my side window towards my garage and I saw some guy standing next to my car, he somehow pried down my window and he was getting inside my car. Just 3 days before that I had installed A new Amp, 2 12"Subs, and and new after market CD player so I called the cops immedately. Like 3 cob cars come driving in real fast right as he was coming outta my window of the car and somehow he got away. Luckily though he didnt even steal anything. I couldnt believe that shit.

 

Once my friend told his sister to be careful as he'd seen someone in the garden a few nights before
Imagine her surprise when she went into the garden without heeding the advice and she got bitten by a vampire

 

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Get your self a gun.

 

ive broken into so many peoples cars. and stole nothing. ive been on peoples roofs, backyards you name it. people always give me dirty looks when i dont notice them on their porch smoking at ungodly hours and i tag the lamp post in front of their house. or stopping to roll a joint in their driveway. he was probibally looking for paint. thats what i'd do and when i saw you id be like "the jig is up" and book it.

 

Buy a pit bull and let it sleep in the living room. They eat babies and small dogs in a bite or two, so your crazy adventurer will probably lose an arm at the least.

 

Sleep with a 9mm beside you, get some dogs that bark like hell when someone comes near your house, and have a pitbull inside or something and fix the window of course lol

 

i always sleep with my bat beside my bed just in case of an incident like that.

 

one time this homeless dude named "sniffles" was sneaking into my shed, and he was taking beers from the cooler and gas for fire, I left him a bottle of jack with Syrup of ipecac in it. hes still around but not snooping in my shed no more... but if you dont
know who this guy is, I suggest you get a cheap video surveillance system and id em and then youll have a better chance of getting rid of him.

 

I wouldn't be scare about it... like some people said, it could only be a homeless person... If you have been homeless once in your life, you know this dude could just have been looking for a place to sleep with no evil things in mind. I never stole anything when I was a street kid.

 

if he knows that, then he probably knows all the entrances in your house, and once hes in your house, he probably knows his way around the inside, and where to hide, and if he knows that, he can get away with just about anything. sleep with one eye open. lol. .. or just lock all your doors and windows. lol.

 

dude I'm reading you right now, and man gotta say you gotta be one stoner!!