Your most embarrassing moment

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  1. freedomforthecolt

    freedomforthecolt Member

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    i know all about the shity teachers
    in six grade I didn't have my own bed so it was sleep on the couch or in a bed w/my older sis who would roll and kick. needless to say I slept on the couch. Anywho one time my Cat scratched my wrists up while i was asleep.(i sleep hard) well we were coming out of art andI had my sleeves rolled upfrom painting and my teacher thought I was cutting myself. So she grabed my wrist in front of the entire class and asked me if i was cutting. i told her my cat scratched me but she didn't believe me and sent me to the coouselors. For the rest of the year 3/4 of the class thought i cut myself. I got to be good friends with the counselor that year.:jester: She had Candy!!!!!!!!
     
  2. J-Bo

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    I drank a HUGE thing of soda at the Halloween party in 6th grade and almost missed the bus, so I ran out there without going to the bathroom. Well, the bus also ran by the high school and waited fifteen minutes to pick up more kids. During that time, I realized I had to pee BAD!!! I asked the bus driver if I could get off the bus and go pee and she wouldn't let me! As soon as the bus started moving again, I had to go so bad I was almost crying, so my friend next to me stoop up and started screaming at the bus driver to drive faster because I had to pee! So, I also started screaming at the bus driver and EVERYBODY was making fun of me! Needless to say, I definately made sure I went to the bathroom before bus rides after that!
     
  3. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    you should have pee peed on the driver
     
  4. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    My most embarrassing moment was when I was in a year 7-8 school camp tallent show with about five or six other group performances, mine was the only single performance, and it was the third last.

    I decided that because I was really into Dolly Parton's music at that time, I wanted to sing 'Sandy and Little Andy'. I had brought my Dolly Parton tape with me to camp, but had forgotten to bring it to the mess hall. So I lined up behind the curtain and waited for the other acts to finish, watched them all, and when it was my turn, I walked out onto the quiet stage and started to sing. I was about onto the second or third verse when the stage freight got the better of me and I had a complete mental blank. I couldn't remember the song at all. So I'm standing there for a good ten second's or so just staring at all of the students, and they were staring at me. I don't think I've ever felt that sick or ran that fast in my life. :&

    For the rest of the week, and term, everyone would snicker at me.
    :leaving:
     
  5. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I'd like to hear NightRose sing Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable". :)

    Or "Try to Remember" (a time in September)

    Michael McDonald's "I Keep Forgetting"?

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  6. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Not that embarrassing , but the first time I got really drunk was with my mates in a park at night, I crawled through most of the park just for the fun of it.
     
  7. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    maybe that time my dad walked in on me having sex.. bleh, there's no way that can be it. that was just awkward because he wouldn't go away, but insisted that I "check this out" (some research he'd done.) hmm.. get back to ya.
     
  8. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    Hahaha I love that song, but why 'Unforgettable'?
     
  9. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    a guy i just met who was really cute, i got his foreskin stuck in my braces when i was giving him a bj... so embarrassing as it hurt him a bit when we yanked it off, bleeding and that kinda stuff, was to embarrassed to go on a date with him after that, se la vie
     
  10. secret_agent_amanda

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    I was sick one time, and threw up 4Th of July BBQ all over my boyfriends....you know. Doodle.
     
  11. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    My entire relationship with my ex was my most embarassing moment, and it lasted 1 year and 8 months.
     
  12. J-Bo

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    Once, I tripped in the middle of the street and face planted, and on the way down, I dumped my coke float all over my face. I guess it was more funny than embarassing. But crunchy hair is not so cool!
     
  13. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Because you can start to sing Unforgettable and then forget the words to how beautiful your lover is. :)

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  14. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  15. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Honestly, I do embarassing things each and every single day. Getting caught masturbating is right up there, so would being hit by my dad in front of my friends.
     
  16. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Omg, that reminds me of a time me and my friend were at a UCF football game. This ten year old kid comes back from the concession stand with a tray piled high with jumbo cokes, nachos, hotdogs and popcorn. As he's sitting down, UCF scores a TD and the pep aquad shoots off a firework. The boom startles the kid so much he tosses the tray up in the air and it all comes down on top of his head. :D Everyone was laughing their asses off, even his dad.
     
  17. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    :(:(
     
  18. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    your mom yelling at you in spanish in front of people and pulling your hair. I saw this woman hit her daughter once. I didnt laugh, I felt bad for the girl. she was cool. I didnt tell a soul. You know, now that I think of it, Ive never seen anyone other than a hispanic parent pull their childs hair. how odd.
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    My mom grabbed me by the hair in Walmart once. Slapped the shit out of me because I told her no.
     
  20. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    ugh. my mom is that kind of person. The first time I said so? she hit me, even though she didnt even understand what it meant. I remember the last time she hit my sister, she pushed her into a plastic trash can and got stuck. hahaha We still laugh at that. The last time she tried to hit me, I grabbed her wrist, squeezed really hard and told her if she hit me, I would break her arm. She cried. hahaha bitch. and she now wonders why I wont have anything to do with her. some parents are horrible. she certainly was. In every aspect.
     

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