Open this thread only if you are AGENT XKYE2309U7 -

The sun has risen from the drawer to read the book of the cd tomato.

PROCEED.

 

As you command sir. *Dissapears into a cloud of smoke*

 

the poodle is in the fountain

i repeat

the poodle is in the fountain

 

One of you is not you. He is a clown - er - clone.

 

I have to be me, I mean look at me. Do I look like I"m not me? Of course not. THAT is the clown/clone! It was a rabid poodle in the fountain....

 

We have a leak.

Operation "butt plug" will begin. I repeat BUTT PLUG.

 

.......this is a solo-black-ops mission Friend, and it's all yours. I'll be giving you support over the two way from my safe location.

 

Infiltration will commence as soon as things go up - the code word will be "viagra".

 

Once you plant the plug, you've got two minutes to be out of there, but that's never been a problem for you.

 

If not out of there after two minutes, things could get shitty. I've been in sticky sittuations before though.

 

Just remember, under no circumstances can you fire in the hole.

*Edit: This is just reconnasaince. Poke around a bit and see what you find.

 

Kid, I'm a pro.

I was in many dark places before a lot of people even knew of dark places.

I've infiltrated a lot of private circles in my time.

 

The pig is in the pen,

I repeat the pig is on the pen

 

So then I assume your skilled in penetrating through the back if necessary for entrance?

 

"The pig is in the pen,

I repeat the pig is on the pen"



What are you talking about? Where spies on a mission here.

 

Yeah farm boy, you trying to blow our cover? Or maybe he's a counterspy....... *Knocks him out and ties him for interrogation*

 

Show him your tool if will not speak.

 

We must abort operation "butt plug" our cover has been comprimised. On to operation barhop...

*Whips out tool* You wanna talk now? OR do I have to show you the ratchet set too?

 

I know what ya'll did last summer.

 

I can cum back with backup: Joe's submarine is ready to infiltrate the enemy in some other position if needed.