parents visiting

Ive always loved Rosamond/ Rosamunde, Aubrey or Clare.

 

I already have a dead room, but it's filled with corpses.

 

Don't forget to hide all the porn and women's lingerie...

 

I stashed all of that stuff at your house.

Btw you owe me a new whip and a ball gag. How you broke them I'll never know.

 

I like Clare a lot.

Wasn't that the name of the redhead on the breakfast club?

 

dunno.. Im too young for the breakfast club. LOL I like clare from one of my favorite books.

 

Pam if it's a girl; Spam if it's a boy.

 

Well, I like the name Molly...lol NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER ME. I mean, unless you don't want her to grow up addicted to blowjobs and fantasizing about Chewbacca.

Actually, I like Clare too. Clare's a really nice name. (Isn't it spelled Claire though?)

I used to loooove Madeleine, but apparently that's gotten fashionable lately so it's not original anymore.

 

My parents are not allowed in my home at all.

 

How about Bertha? Never hear that much anymore.

 

"I would like our child to be dumpy and unloved. Any ideas?"
"How about Bertha?"

...I know someone I totally love here is about to say "Fuck you, my name is Bertha." Sorry.

 

it can be spelled many ways im sure. In the book it is spelled Clare, could be coz its an english book, and its spelled different in england? I just like that it gives me a mental picture of cool serene clear blue water. I like it spelled Clare.

 

Oh yeah, they spell everything wrong in England. Stupid crazy brits with their colours and "OMG I was so pissed last night".

 

lol My grandfather was named Clyde Otis, so my dad got the middle name Clyde and he hated it cuz that name was synonymous in the movies for "stupid". He said no way in hell his son would be burdened with Clyde, so my middle name is Otis, which ain't too much better.

 

A former dick's middle name was Willie.. It was hard not to laugh. i would never name anything bertha. I knew a girl named bertha and the mean kids called her big nasty.

 

And don't bother looking for the video because there isn't one...*kicks a VHS tape labelled "How to Fill out Tax Forms" under the bed*