parents visiting

They're coming up from Texas. I was thinking about trying to clean up my townhouse, as it's basically a wreck, but I told my mom that maybe we should just stop the charade, that I'm a slob, and she's gonna disinfect everything three times over anyway.

Seriously, I need to clean this place up.

 

hire a maid? wrecking crew?

 

Hehe...
I have a case of OCD when it comes to cleaning, so I will be happy to come and clean up your mess, only if you pay me in a shirt that you sweated in...
but yeah, if my parents ever visited me I would probably be the same way...

 

No way! A maid would just steal all my worthless crap.

 

In lieu of the shirt, might you consider taking sweaty underwear with a coffee stain on the crotch?

 

Clean your room young man...or no dessert...

 

My mom is coming up Sunday. She's going to help get everything ready for the new baby. and boy do i need the help.

I get mom's cooking for the next two weeks. Plus, she's like obsessive compulsive about cleaning...so I win. ^_^

 

Boogabaah is right, you really should hire a home cleaning service and what those hot 19 year old Hispanic girl’s don’t steal, they’ll spit polish

It also improves your image in the community with car loads of girl's coming and going on a daily basis.


hotwater

 

Waa!

 

You're having a kid, Amanda? Are those two in your pictures yours? Congratulations.

I will also help you clean, but you can keep the underwear.

 

k but I'll keep yours too.

 

Double post. Can't think of anything to say about your underwear at the moment, but I'm sure I can come up with something.

 

just put everything thats "dirty" messy broken.. filthy in one room.. throw a tarp over it.. and just tell everyone that room is dead. simple.

 

I thought you already had all my underwear.

 

Thanks!

Yup! Those are my boys! Nikolai turned three on easter, and Nathaniel is 19 months. Two more weeks until my girl. ^_^

 

Awesome! Wow, that's coming right up. Glad you're getting a girl too! And those are excellent names for the boys. Do you have a name picked out for her yet?

 

don't take your kids to posthumous' house.. they'll be lost in the mess forever.

 

hahaha We moved 4 months ago and my mom still hasn't set foot in the house. She's made it to the driveway. we dont want her bad ju-ju in the house, so she's not invited to come over. Come to think of it, I haven't spoken to her in just as long. My house is a sty, but I am only home 8 days a month, so i dont clean. the kitchen, if I use it, but only my mess, and my room. oh, and the countless beer cans/ bottles I consume. The rest of the mess is my sister's and her boyfriends, and I sure as hell ain't gonna clean their shit.

 

my mom's like that. but watching her try to keep up with my 2 year old's messes makes me fear for her health.

 

No, no name picked out yet.

<looks around>

My name post was really just a ruse to try and get some good ideas....