Being Friends With a Venusian...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hyphy, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    fair enough. all I'm trying to say is attending a seminar or reading a book and following instructions on how to properly court a girl seems dispassionate and antiseptic to me.
     
  2. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    antiseptic?
     
  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    that doesn't make sense. can you, or any other pickup artist, claim 100% success rate? can you spot a beautiful woman, go up and be guaranteed to have her in the sack within a reasonable amount of time? certainly not. sometimes, your timing/coincidence will be right, your manner will be just what she needs at the moment, et cetera, but to claim that it works on all women is foolish.
     
  4. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    right, like clinical. germ free

    I was just going to say Zen summed up a lot of what i was trying to say.
     
  5. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    There are courses in that shit? I thought there were only cheesy tv shows like 'keys to the vip'. hmm. sounds like a waste of money to me. a scam even.
     
  6. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Circumstance. let me re-word it, it has the potential to work on all women and most women are succeptable to the method barring circumstance.
     
  7. lode

    lode Banned

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    Alright, let's all try out my no bullshit method.

    Seamonster, you're single now right? I want you to find the next woman you see that your interested in. Go up to her, ask her name. When she tells you, grab her hand. Tell her your Gary, and look right in her eyes. Repeat her name and tell her shes beautiful, tell her 'lets get some sushi Thursday.'

    I guarantee as much success as any of these methods.
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    No, I'm not :D

    but if I did meet a girl i wanted to make out with, I would be allowed, so fuck it, I mean yea, give me till the weekend and I'll give a try
     
  9. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Hate to burst your bubble my friend but, that falls into Cocky Funny. Sorry man.
     
  10. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    It's why I'm a babeologist my man. :D
     
  12. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    who is the babe in your sig, lode?
     
  13. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Girls don't like "the art" because it evens up the playing field and threatens their concept of being "individuals"... girls don't like it when they're all lumped together in one super-category because if they're all the same mentally and emotionally then the only level they can compete on is their appearance, and most girls are insecure about how they look.
     
  14. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    You know why there is so much resentment concerning this topic?

    A lot of men resent gender roles. Myself included. That's all picking up chicks is about: responding to gender expectations.

    When women are active participants, there is no need for all this stuff.

    I just think it is hypocritical to criticize Hyphy and letting women who play super diva off the hook. [​IMG]

    But then again, there might be an evolutionary cause to super divas. I don't know. [​IMG]
     
  15. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Like birth right. I would know. ;)
     
  16. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Haha...You're so light-hearted about this stuff it's beautiful to watch.

    You got all birth rights in my book. [​IMG]
     
  17. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    draw a picture of your friend with a purple crayon and then surround with a golden aura. place the picture along with a crystal in the sun and then under the moon and stars for several days. this will clarify your intentions with this person and communicate with your vital essence to those who love her and are in ways her protector, that your beingness radiates love and purity unto her
     
  18. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    xoxo praxis
     
  19. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Jesus Christ, I can feel myself melting. GRRRRRRRR! :sunny:
     
  20. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    hahaha. and thats how a lady picks up.
     
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