Funniest High Stories

Hey fellow tokers, its me again with a new interesting thread. the funniest things that happened while you were smoking. so a few of my funny stories(you have to be blazed to enjoy them) i will post. anyways, so i hang out in a pretty boring town its just a small thing. anyways theres a pavilion right by a gas station where all the homies used to chill and smoke( no more tho cuz cops got smart bout what we were doin). anyways so this happened 3 times in a row no joke. everytime we finished a joint, a car backed into another car. it was so damn funny cuz wed be blazed and then hear metal crumpling, and people yelling and shit haha it was great! then the other one was we were all tokin out of a bowl with an aluminum screen. anyways one of my boys is hittin it, and all of a sudden he gets this dumbass look on his face and starts choking reallly bad. turns out he hit it real hard and the screen broke so he swallowed all the bud, ash, and the metal. now that shit was funny as hell! you guys have any funny experiences that happened when you were blazed? please tell...

 

iv had plunty and they all sound dumb. you just had to be there. i said "peppa" that was random and me and my cuz laughed for 10 mins strait. my stomach hurt, this was not a funny laugh if you know what im sayin. first time i really got high i luahged for no reason at all. that also happened a few times after. sad though it seems those days are over. i havent had a good laugh like that after smokin in a long time.

 

ate onion rings off a tombstone

 

^^^ thats fucked up

 

haha that's funny as fuck i lolled

 

this storys not so funny as it is completely fucking ironic:
one time me and some of my friends just got done smoking and we were completely blazed walking on this golf course at night, right. and then one of my friends stops to get a drink from one of those golf course water dispensers and somewhere in my mind i get the idea hes going to throw water on us so i take off. as i'm running i can barely make out a dip in the grass and what looks like to be sidewalk so, thinking that when they come my way i'll jump out and scare them, i go ahead and run right straight down the hill and into a lake. turns out that "sidewalk" was a water hazard. what a fucking buzzkill. at first i wasnt even pissed... i was just like "oh shit im in water. holy fuck!" when i climbed out and got on top of the hill i yelled "hey guys theres a lake over there. look out!" it took another 30 minutes for what i just did to sink in.

true story.

 

one time i though the disc in my PS3 was stuck. i was so fucking pissed and did everything i could to try and get it out. well nothing worked. i had had the PS3 for almost 3 months. well that day when i thought i fucked it up i took it back to the store. i told them the disc was stuck and i get a new system and game. i had only 3 or 4 more days tell the receipt wasn't going to work for the system. PHEW i thought. well when i got home the disc that i thought was stuck was on top of my FUCKING TV! LOL i couldnt believe it. hahaha now i have two of the same game.

 

i got high this one time, i sat on petes couch for 8 hours.

 

^hardcore

 

i got my friend az to dance while he was high, and do an impression of quagmire.
funniest fucking thing i have ever seen, what had it funnier was that he was so high he couldnt talk properly, was just liek dflgkgrfggjihjhdihjihjiohjfghjfgohjfhfhaascbnurdasdf XD

 

one time i got high and used the search bar

 

funniest shit ever was when me and some friends sat around and blazed an entire ounce and we got this guy to do the mc hammer dance in the fucking living room.
it was just funny as hell

 

was putting some 40s into my friends freezer to cool em off and saw this thing that we thought was a whale dick and we laughed for like 10 minutes about it. it turned out it was just the largest grossest looking sausage we had ever seen.

 

my friend sometimes goes hunting, we all blazed a oz together and suddenly he pulled this huge dead frozen rabbit from his freezer from his latest hunting trip and started dancing with it....it was FUCKED up

 

lol

 

lmao, ever see the video of the dead pig running?

 

this is probably one of the funniest things that has happened to me in quite a long time. this was actually before we smoked...but it is completely relevent:
i go to a college that is in the snow belt in the north east. so naturally, on a february night it was cold as balls and snowing. Well, my car is pretty old..and the doors have a tendancy to freeze shut. Three of my friends and me were trying to go on a burn ride one night, and we get out to my car to find that all of the doors were frozen shut...except for the trunk, which didn't help because it's not one of those cars that you can get into through the trunk. So we're out there in the freezing cold trying to get my car open, and we try for at least ten minutes with no luck. So, i open my trunk and pull out a crowe bar...and then everybody just geeked out...my friend rachel practically fell over she was laughing so hard.
so, i try to pry the doors open with the crowe bar, which of course didn't work.
So, really frustrated, pretty hysterical from being cold and laughing so hard, i throw the crow bar down on the ground, walk over to the front passenger side door and scream, "God! Why are you doing this to us?! All we want to do is smoke! Pleeease let us get in the car!" And as soon as i finished saying that, i dramatically went to open the door...and it actually opened! We all screamed and started cheering and were obviously really creeped out, since my hysterical stoner prayer worked.
So, this tells me...that God wants us to smoke!"
YAY!!!
ps sorry for the length

 

The first time i got high i was in a treehouse. If i were to have my head sticking out of the roof, the ceiling would be up to my nipples(trying to get a size estimate for y'all). So just a few mins after i got high for the first time, i stood up (or tried to stand up) all the way and hit my head real hard. It was a moment when everyone laughed. haha.
It was the first and only time i had ever done it.

 

Back when I was a fat shit I was at a friends house smoking up in the backyard and the cops came. He lives in one of those neighborhoods where the houses are like 2 ft apart. So I booked over his fence and broke 2 of the planks climbing over. Then broke down a whole section of the next one and so on. It was really funny now that I think back on it. But I was wiggin out so I didn't give a fuck at the time haha. I helped my friend fix his fence though. Said fuck the others.

 

LMAO @ getcha