My underwear is missing

Yes, it is. I used to have a lot of it and now I cant find more than half of it. What the hell happened ? Its not in washing and its not in my closet.
What the fuck ?

Is your clothes sometimes missing as well ?
Its weird.

 

sock elves.

 

I stole your underware. Thats how i roll.

I am missing a lot of cloths throughout my house.

 

Now you can go commando

 

I have to buy new socks like once every two months.

This threads hot.

 

Undapants gnomes.

 

Do you have a sister?

 

I have like thousands socks. Those are never missing.
I am talkin bout my underwear...Its all black, so I cant understand how the hell its missing.

 

Yes, I do. She's a year older. But we dont share underwear.

 

that's what you think...

 

Ewww.....

But no, she's out of town now. With her boyriend. *rolls her eyes*
I am sure she didnt take my black underwear with her.
Atleast I hope so.

 

Hmm maybe her BF has a panty fetish??

 

No, she'd share that info with me.
For some reason she wants to SHARE everything with me.

He's a decent guy. I like him.

 

I thought only boys lost their clothes.

Your sister's boyfriend is definitely wearing your underwear right at this moment, calling himself a naughty little girl in a high-pitched voice.

 

That's why I only own the one pair that I have on now...Nobody's gettin' these babies..

 

No way ! He is not !

I cant get that image out of my head !

She hasnt packed any of my underwear, I had to help her pack so I know everything.

 

SHE hasn't packed it, no...

 

Oh. Neither did he, he never came to my house.

 

:lol:
well, he is european.. you know how they roll. panties ahoy!

 

Hahaha...He is a Bosnian Croat with Swiss citizenship.
The worst kind !