getting revenge on an ex

a guy i used to date a long time ago told a bunch of poeple that im "easy" and a "slut". and needless to say im really pissed off. im thinking about signing him up for a gay dating service with his number but i feel like this isnt brutal enough. gimme some ideas

 

take him out for a date, and be extra nice to him.

 

its called the "guilt trip"

 

id rather rip off his balls and nail them to my front door to warn other men that im one girl you don't fuck with.

 

I wouldn't do anything. So what if he told people you are a slut.

 

why don't you act in a dignified manner and let it slide?

 

i saw this on craigslist. Put an item up people would want in the free section like a free tv or computer and put up his cell phone number.

 

ahaha wow deadhead thats good.

 

I have the best advice to give you. It comes in three simple words. But I've got this whole silly setup to actually giving you my advice so all in all it comes out to more like eleven words.

"get over it"

 

i thought so, im gonna do it to the next one of my friends that pisses me off

 

craiglist, put his numbe rinto a couple ads so theres lots of obnoxiousness. especially one in gay personals saying hes interested in phone sex, talk dirty to him, anonymous anal sex for the first time, etcetcetc

 

Pick up a gay porn magazine and pay the $20 for a subscription with his name and address. Then again, he'd probably enjoy it too much.

Karma comes around. I bet his friends all want to get with you, now.

There were rumours like this going around in high school everywhere. It would probably be fine to just let it be and move on with yourself.

I had an ex boyfriend call me and ask me out on a date last year. We hadn't spoken to each other for 5 years, and he dumped me when I refused to give him a blowjob. I'm sure that he told all his friends a bunch of lies about me - but the fact is - he ended up feeling like the prick that he is later down the road and regretted his behaviour. I told him I wasn't interested at all in a date, although I had these visions of meeting him for coffee somewhere and throwing a drink in his face, and causing a scene. But I felt great just being over it - when he wasn't.

Thing is, this guy of yours still isn't over the pain of breaking up - and you're the one that has to feel good about moving on. It's good that you aren't with him, honestly. Sounds like he was all talk anyway.

 

i tried to post his number on craigslist but it wouldnt let me goddammmiiittttttttt

 

put it in the actual ad as your typing it up

like free tv
call 555-5555 from 4-9

 

Why not just kill him.

You know like an ice pick through the nose.

Or perhaps just move on with your life. It is not like this has any effect on who you are.

 

not effect, maybe affect if you catch what I'm saying.

Never through the nose. Make it the jaw.

 

waking, ew

Make it the penis.

 

Yes I understand what you are saying.

I stand with the nose though. Stick it straight into the nose and through the brain. He will be one dead asshole.

Never again to tell anyone some gossip that they probably do not even believe.

 

OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NO NO NON NON NON NON

actually I got stabbed in the penis once. It bled for a while.

 

Im sorry mike. Thats...funny haha...but serious. Eep. Is everything alright there now?