Getting a job...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by paperPlanes285, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    So I'm applying for a job at dominicks soon (grocery store)
    and I need to take a drug test.
    If I reallllllyyy need to I could probably go a month without smoking weed, but if there's any other way I'd like to do that, so I have a few questions...

    I've been smoking at least once a day for 6 months now..and i also smoked a lot before that.

    I can probably go a week or so without smoking before the test if that makes any difference...

    1) What is the best detox to buy (for under $20ish)
    2) Is it possible to use someone elses pee for the drug test, and if so can they tell if it's a girl or a guy or anything else about them from their pee?
     
  2. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    I'm not sure about detoxes or anything but I'm pretty sure you wont be clean in two weeks.

    Also, they can't tell if it's a girl or guy, but if they ask you if you smoked cigarettes on your application and you put no and you used somebody else's piss who smokes then nicotine could show up on the test so watch out for that.
     
  3. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    Well I do smoke cigarettes,
    which is another question...
    do they test for cigarettes?
    and if so will they not let me get a job there if i have nicotine in my system since i'm underage?
     
  4. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    no they do not. anyways dont waste ur money on detoxs off line its much easier to just dilute ur urine with a bunch of water. just eat some red meat the day before(i foget why right now) and drink a ton of water and color ur piss with very high amounts of vitamin b. ull do fine. when i got my cv's (grocery store) job it worked fine.
     
  5. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    No they shouldn't test for that, but I had a friend who had a test for his job and he said he didn't smoke but used some piss from my friend's sister and she smoked and they brought that up.
     
  6. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    Ohh well I'll just say I smoke then

    How to I get vitamin b in my pee?hah

    I think I'm going to buy whatever detox I find, not smoke for a week, eat red meat and vitamin b or whatever, drink cranberry juice, and this weird tea thing my friend has, and work out a little bit.

    and I also have an at-home drug test just to make sure before I get tested,
    but is the at home drug test the same as the test they use there?
     
  7. alti117

    alti117 Member

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    i heard from a co-worker that if u drink a ton of poweraid or gateraid a while before u pee ti works but i cant say theres any credit behind that mith its just hearsay
     
  8. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    You take vitamin b pills. A multi-vit works well. The whole concept behind drinking fuck loads of water/gatorade/cranberry juice is to dilute your pee to the point where mj metabolites are less detectable.

    Cranberry is a diuretic which might help the process along a bit, but overall, the drinking tons and taking a vitamin is all about diluting your sample and making it look yellow like normal piss. You won't flush out the metabolites because they're fat soluble.

    Inicidentally, the first piss of the morning is more concentrated, so avoid that one too.

    Many "detox" products are a combination of the dilution method( alot even tell you to drink large amounts of h2o) with vitamins and niacin. Niacin apparently speeds up your metabolism, which increase the release of thc in fat cells, so its easier to flush out. However, niacin can have nasty side effects.

    Hope this helps. If anybody has further info on the subject I would be interested. I'm not the expert, just done some research for my own cause.

    Cheers
     
  9. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    why not just quit for awhile and decrease your tolerance? you win twice if you quit for the month, not only will you be clean, but you can bake yourself stupid after you test.
    life is all about compromises, if you use a detox, or any other method, you still risk getting caught, and you might be out some cash for the products.
    I have had to piss test a lot, (even had to use a bottle instead of a cup because some **** called the petty officer a bitch and she decided to punish all of us. just try to pee in a bottle ladies, I dare ya) and its a lot easier to be clean than to be nervous, worried and unsure.
     
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